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I made another profile on Pinterest specifically for twilight ~ I made the first 3 boards for Jacob, Bella and Edward ! Other characters will be added soon as well as my Spotify playlist for them, I do already have some playlist made if you guys would want me to share those though :) if you want a specific character for a board or playlist let me know and ill do my best !! <3

The way that I cope with no twilight fanfic is that I make Pinterest boards and a matching playlist for any character and scenario I have planned out in my head…


let me make you one… I’ll do anything to get bitches obsessed with twilight again

Thinking about the time I took a film class and the final was to write a 10 page film analysis on your choice of movie… of course I picked New Moon. I spent 2 pages going over how significant the transfer from the blue tint to this warm tint was crucial to the plot and how much meaning it held even if it was such a simple concept except it wasn’t… I got a A on it btw

They always say pick a career doing something you love… so how does one make money by embarrassing themselves on the internet because when they were younger they tricked themselves into believing that the whole world of twilight was real… asking for a friend ?

I need the same confidence that I had when I was younger thinking that I was Sam uleys daughter. You literally could not get me off my high horse my god complex was so out of this world oh my god… “oh your dads a technician? My dad is a alpha werewolf that fights vampires for a living ” can you imagine being EIGHT and having another EIGHT year old tell you that

Thinking about the time when I was getting into Harry Potter I was also heavily into twilight, now If you’ve been following this little series I have you know the deal but, if not I’ll catch you up. I ages 8-12 when the twilight movies came out and watched all of them religiously, I was also a big fan of Harry Potter and I 100% believed that all of it was real. So when I watched goblet of fire for the first time I think I was about 9 (I don’t really remember) and I saw Cedric for the first time… I thought Edward and Cedric were twins I was then confused on why he wasn’t with his brother but then though “well Edward probably just a muggle then what a loser” after watching it and saw that Cedric died I then felt bad for Edward and told myself “this is probably why he’s miserable his brother died” I then packed the movie in my “just in case my dad came and got me” bag and made a mental note to give it to Edward so he could have some memories of his brother :) I would just tell him to not watch the last 30 minutes of it…

Thinking about the time when I saw eclipse for the first time (I was 9), I got mad at my mom for making me miss the battle. I told her it wasn’t fair that she kept me from all the action and that she’d have to let me go, I knew my dad wanted me there and I had to train sooner or later to protect the reservation. She then tried to tell me after multiple times that Sam Uley is not my dad and that these movies aren’t real… did I believe her? No. I told her she was a liar and that she just was jealous that I carried the special gene to turn into a shifter… I also was mad that in the movies when Jacob said “Leah is the first female shifter” I said that he was stupid and that I was the first female shifter because Duh I was, I was the daughter of the mighty alpha Sam Uley…. After theses events I wrote a letter to my dad saying that he really needed to come and get me because mom was keeping me from my true destiny! I also called Jacob stupid for not knowing that I was the first true female shifter… now me not knowing the address to Sam aka my dads house I just put “Sam Uley” hoping that some how some way it would make his way to the right person. Now I didn’t put a stamp on it so of course the mailman never took it Thanks for coming to my ted talk ~ if you want more embarrassing stories about me being raised on twilight let me know because I have alot

You twilight whores got me feeling tumblr famous and shit I love y’all ~ officially calling myself a Twilight Influencer

Thinking about the time when I was telling everyone Sam Uley was my dad that I said it so much I actually started to believe i was right. As said before my reasoning believing that Sam was my dad was that “well maybe that’s the reason why I’m brown” and thought I had this huge break through (I’m sorry I was 8 and having an identity crisis). I then rewatched the first movie and tried to look up the websites that Bella was on trying to search for the cold ones and… found nothing and then blamed my mom for this saying “you can’t block me from the truth mom” and stormed out to the backyard and fell down in the middle of my yard and started crying… yes crying… i then stared up at the sky and said “why is she keeping everything a secret from me” I then told my mom that she can’t keep me from my dad forever because I had imprinted on Seth and unless she wanted me to die she had to let me go see him… safe to say my mom was regretting everything that lead up to this moment. I then some how came up with the conclusion that I was going to shift soon and that “my dad” was going to come here and get me because he would just some how know ? So I packed a backpack with the essentials you know clothes, snacks, my stuffed animals, my spiderman dvd and left my window open EVERY NIGHT just in case he had to come through the window just like Jacob did through Bella’s window… even though I live in a one story house… ✨ and that’s how I became Jordyn Uley

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