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Dick: *walking through Wayne Manor with Cassandra on his shoulders*
Dick: BEHOLD MORTALS, THE MIGHTY QUEEN CASS, HERE TO ADMINISTER VIBE CHECKS TO ONE AND ALL
Cass:*giggles*
Dick: AND I, HER LOWLY COURT JESTER SHALL ATTEND TO HER EVERY COMMAND
Dick: WHO IS OUR FIRST VICTIM, MY LIEGE?
Damian: *walks by*
Cass:*points*
Dick: VERY WELL, OUR QUEEN HAS SPOKEN! YOUNG SQUIRE, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR A VIBE CHECK.
Damian: I beg your pardon, a what?
Damian: *walks into a wall*
Dick: HE HAS FAILED THE VIBE CHECK, WELL DONE MY LADY.
Dick: WHOSE VIBES SHALL WE INSPECT NEXT?
Cass: *whispers in his ear*
Dick: A FINE CHOICE
Dick: LADY STEPHANIE OF HOUSE BROWN, COME FORTH
Steph: *descends from the ceiling*
Steph: My Queen! You summoned?
Dick: PLEASE REMAIN CALM AS THE QUEEN STARES INTO THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL. It should only take, like, ten seconds.
Cass:*stares*
Steph:*stares*
Dick: WELL? WHAT IS THE VERDICT, YOUR HIGHNESS?
Cass:*nods*
Dick: WHAT JOY! LADY STEPHANIE OF HOUSE BROWN, YOU HAVE PASSED THE VIBE CHECK. A HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU.
Cass: *whispers in his ear*
Dick: BUT OF COURSE! QUEEN CASS HEREBY KNIGHTS YOU WITH ALL HONORS AND FULL PERMISSION TO VIBE. HER GRACE INVITES YOU IN FULL FELLOWSHIP TO JOIN IN HER CRUSADE.
Steph [saluting]: YOU HAVE MY VIBES, MY LIEGE
Dick: WONDERFUL. NOW GRAB THAT VASE AND COME WITH US.
Jason [walking down the hall as he talks with Roy on the phone]: Yeah man, in and out, I swear. None of these suckers have even noticed me yet–
Steph: *smashes a vase over his head*
Jason:*collapses*
Steph:YOOOOOOO
Roy [muffled]: Jay? Jaybird? Did you get the cookies? JAY!?
Dick [from the top of the stairs]: SIR JASON OF TODD HAS FAILED THE VIBE CHECK.
Tim: *walks in*
Dick: HOW GLORIOUS YOUR HIGHNESS! ANOTHER VIBE TO CHECK!
Tim [who hasn’t slept in three days and craves the sweet release of death or a nap]: To vibe or not to vibe? That is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler to suffer the checks or to fight against outrageous fortune, I know not. Life is to vibing as existence is to dying, indeed, do any of us truly exist at all? Does any soul truly vibe? What is the answer to the age-old query of life and death, vibe and check? In the end, we are all the same–all of us do be vibing, always, in our hearts.
Tim:*faints*
Everyone:…
Steph [tearing up]: That was beautiful, but what the actual f**k?
Dick: WE APPEAR TO BE AT AN IMPASSE. YOUR HIGHNESS, WHAT IS YOUR VERDICT? DOES THE YOUNG BARD PASS THE VIBE CHECK?
Cass:…
Steph and Dick:…?
Cass:Yes!
Dick: ALL HAIL THE MERCIFUL QUEEN CASS! THREE CHEERS FOR TIMOTHY THE BARD! HIP HIP–
Cass:HOORAY!
Dick: HIP HIP–
Steph:HOORAY!
Dick: HIP HIP–
Tim: *passed out on the ground*
Bruce [sipping coffee as he watches from the BatCave’s security cameras]: Seen enough, Cat? Or are you still thinking of moving in?
