#i have died

LIVE

im fucking sick again for the millionth time

achoofeyrac:

Also someone standing behind their partner, sneezing over their shoulder, occasionally rubbing their ichy nose on their neck, maybe stifling a sneeze there every so often

eggdrawsthings:

i-i just think they’d be the bestest of friends

scylla-rammshorn:

So@heartoferebor and I had a conversation yesterday and then I wrote a whole one-shot on post-it notes at work which I then transposed into a word doc on a rapidly dying phone in a dark corner of a bar because the concept was too funny to leave as is.

Untitled Geralt/Eskel. AKA Vesemir’s favorite story about them.

Words: 2.5k

Rating: T

Tags: crack treated seriously, mild sexuality, snakes.

Cw/tw: This takes place during their last summer at Kaer Morhen. They’re probably around 18 - 19 by my hc.

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