#no but i adore this
So@heartoferebor and I had a conversation yesterday and then I wrote a whole one-shot on post-it notes at work which I then transposed into a word doc on a rapidly dying phone in a dark corner of a bar because the concept was too funny to leave as is.
Untitled Geralt/Eskel. AKA Vesemir’s favorite story about them.
Words: 2.5k
Rating: T
Tags: crack treated seriously, mild sexuality, snakes.
Cw/tw: This takes place during their last summer at Kaer Morhen. They’re probably around 18 - 19 by my hc.