robbieissalvador:

Things the MBTI Types Actually Told Me at Some Point

INTP

• “I’m sorry I suck at comforting you.” *Pats my back awkwardly*
• “It’s okay to cry. It’s okay.” *Smiles awkwardly*
• “Everyone in here is being lovey-dovey. It is disgusting.”
• “People who touch me creep me out.”
• “Stop singing that song. It just sounds so bad.”
• “I’m sorry…I was spacing out again.”
• “Why was I spacing out? Hmm, I saw a lizard and I couldn’t help but look at it.”

INTJ

• “Stop being too pushy. I need my quality alone time. Okay?”
• “I ghost everyone. It’s just the way I am.”
• “Still, I love you, okay?”
• “You know what? You should stop worrying about people who don’t worry about themselves.”
• “Common sense, man, common sense!”
• “I solve my problems by myself.”
• “That’s why you shouldn’t worry about me.”

ISTJ

• “You know what? You can’t just whine about your problems. You have to do something about them.”
• “I don’t understand why she is ranting to me about her problems. She has better people to run to for that.”
• *Encounters emotional problems* “Awkward…”
• “This is the most efficient way of doing things.”
• “That is so inaccurate.”
• “I don’t get your joke man.”
• “You missed a spot!”

INFP

• “You will never know the real me.”
• “My feelings run deeper than anyone will know.”
• “Nobody understands me!”
• “This is so shallow…I’m done with this.”
• “My mind wanders a lot, I guess.”
• “It is important to be open-minded.”
• “I can’t decide!”

INFJ

• “Yaaaay another INFJ!”
• “Who else do you think are INFJ in this place?”
• “I knew that it was going to end up this way.”
• “Shit I’m psychic!”
• “So apparently I am an extroverted introvert.”
• “People keep saying I claim to be INFJ because it is rare and it makes me feel special. Ha, I wish I was ENTJ or something. They are much more efficient.”
• “At the same time, I keep questioning if all the INFJs in the Internet are real or just trolling. I mean, they are so hard to find IRL.”

ISFP

• “So pretty! Gotta take a pic of it.”
• “I really like the aesthetics of this.”
• “I’m sorry. I don’t read between the lines as much as you do.”
• “Let it be.”
• “It’s okay.” *Pats my back gently and listens to me rant for the next 1234567890 hours*
• “I saw your crush today.” *Calm af but it is obvious af that she is teasing*
• “I hate change. It’s like going out of my comfort zone.”

ISFJ

• “Hey, you missed a little detail here.”
• “Are you all right?”
• “Here, I’ll give you a hug.”
• “You know what? You’re pretty.”
• “I don’t do political debates unless absolutely necessary. It just creates unneeded tension.”
• “Ah, I really have to improve on my style.”
• “I don’t want to repeat the same mistake twice.”

ENFP

• “I refuse to take sides.”
• “You should look at it from multiple perspectives.”
• “You are asking me what I think is going to happen? Oh, I don’t want to think about it. Don’t try me.”
• “…because if I do, I will have a billion scenarios in my head.”
• “You are making me pick? I don’t know what to pick!”
• “What do you mean I’m extroverted? I am introverted AF.”
• “Hobbies? Oh, wait I have several of them.” *Proceeds to name 100 of them*

ENFJ

• “Stop focusing on the details and start focusing on the big picture!”
• “Stop being so technical!”
• “I’m sorry that I forgot all those details you told me about.”
• “You can’t force people to love you. You just have to make yourself lovable.”
• “People are the greatest investments you can make in life.”
• “You have to come out of your shell.”
• “Whether you like it or not, you have to try to fit in society.”

ESFP

• “Carpe diem.”
• “Just go with the flow.”
• “Stop overthinking.”
• “Just follow your heart.”
• “Weird is good.”
• “Why are you not socializing with the others?”
• “I would rather you be brutally honest with me than you be dishonest with me for the sake of being nice.”

Disclaimer: This is just based off people I know in real life. Does not necessarily apply for all types.