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INTP: Smol Bean
ENTP: Smol Nuclear Explosion
ISTJ: Smol Trophy
ESTJ: Smol Calculator
INTJ: Smol Dagger
ENTJ: Smol Uprising
ISFJ: Smol Butterfly
ESFJ: Smol Watermelon
ISTP: Smol Fox
ESTP: Smol Star
INFP: Smol Potato
ENFP: Smol Pop-tart
INFJ: Smol Moon
ENFJ: Smol Bunny
ISFP: Smol Ukulele
ESFP: Smol Fry
ESFJ-Art Education. “Alright, everyone grab some paper and a cupcake! Don’t cry over the broken crayon love, I know you need peach, but you’ll just have to share. Say hi to the school board rep! Wait- TIMMY- PUT THAT PAINT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME-”
ISTJ-Art History. “If only we could go back to the masters of the Baroque. Do you remember Rembrandt? I do. The Hierarchy of Genres should really be reinstated. Art had standards before Duchamp. It used to make sense.”
ENTJ-Cinema. “Okay, someone hand me the megaphone and clapperboard. We’re going to finish this movie before the deadline and under budget and still win the Oscar for best picture AND give Macaulay Culkin a comeback.”
INFJ-Communication Arts (Illustration). “We’re too commercial for the fine artists, not commercial enough for the designers… *existential crisis* Help. pls.”
ISTP-Craft and Material. “Yeah, I just finished a pretty sweet card table in the shop. It has mahogany stain, an automated snack dispenser, six hidden compartments, and integrated cupholders. Can’t get anything like this at Ikea.”
ISFP-Dance and Choreography. “LET ME EXPRESS MY FEELINGS IN THIS MOMENT WITH MOVEMENT IN HARMONY WITH MY ENVIRONMENT.”
ENFJ-Fashion Design. “Now don’t take this wrong hon, but an Empire waist would flatter you more. But you’re always stunning, even as a hot mess, doll.”
ESTJ-Fashion Merchandising. “wHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PAISLEY DIDN’T SHIP TODAY. dO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF.”
INTJ-Graphic Design. “I wanted to art, but more than that I wanted an income. Wtf! A client requested Comic Sans? Why don’t they ever listen in consulting…”
ISFJ-Interior Design. “Is this space well-suited to the daily needs of my client’s lifestyle? Is it comfortable? How much kitsch can I get away with in this decor?”
ESTP-Kinetic Imaging (Animation). “Dude, I could totally GoPro this action sequence and rotoscope it! Hah! I made the hotdog wink at the little boy.”
INTP-Music. “The perfect synthesis of art and mathematics, beauty and rationale, and harmony and discord. *listens to Mahler 6 on repeat* Genius.”
INFP-Painting and Printmaking. “And this singular green stroke of oil isolated on canvas is symbolic of capitalism and the tragedy of the commons. *begins moaning in contemplative sadness as performance art component*”
ENFP-Photography and Film. “I really tried to capture the personal identities of the subjects in this portrait series. I took like 500 of each, I just couldn’t decide on exposure. Ha, how do you manipulate a photo? Pretend it’s your friend.”
ENTP-Sculpture and Extended Media. “So I’m just going to wing this next piece. Maybe some plaster casts and wire and pipes and lights and mirrors, throw in a readymade. Professor will love it, then I’ll be entitled to debating the shit out of the merits of the other pieces, for fun. Can’t wait for crit tomorrow.”
ESFP-Theatre Performance. “Jeeze, I completely BSed that whole scene, I wasn’t even off book. I was so good when I starred in West Side Story. Looking forward to the afterparty for tonight’s performance- I heard there’ll be karaoke! So hype to kill it with my Hamilton.”~Nike
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@glittermbti My mother is an ISFJ and I can confirm this. The only difference is that it’s <b><I>always</I></b> time for the farmer’s market, not just date nightsesfp
- the beach
- learning 2 dance
- petting all the neighborhood dogs
isfj
- have a picnic
- wine and dine under the stars
- go to a farmer’s market
enfp
- light a bonfire
- watch fireworks
- travel to a foreign country
istp
- pointless road trip
- the silent game
- netflix and let’s watch all the horror movies
entp
- an amusement park
- surprise paintball fight
- get trapped together in a pitch black room ;)
istj
- watch a movie
- pay taxes
- don’t break the law day extravaganza
esfj
- cloud gaze together
- have a barbecue
- go to a birthing class
isfp
- take a scenic walk down main street
- explore a forest at night
- splatter paint on your bodies and be one with nature
infp
- decorate cupcakes
- share emotional poetry
- visit narinia
estp
- go mountain climbing
- fight a bear
- reverse strip poker
enfj
- buy a cat together
- vow to never leave them
- take the vow again this time with a contract
intp
- the ontario science center
- the 34th dimension
- math camp
estj
- introduce them to your parents
- browse affordable real estate
- get married
infj
- dye your hair an emo color together
- make flower crowns
- try to get them to tell you about their emotional baggage
entj
- run for president
- give them money
- watch them win at monopoly fun day
intj
- turn off the lights and set the mood with some candles
- draw a pentagram on the ground
- begin the sacrifice
You know it’s funny, considering I used to be one of these people, but I’m really getting annoyed with the extremely implicit “F types are stupid” thing we have going here on typology tumblr (not to mention the intuitive bias is actually kind of real lmao)
Going through Tumblrs typings of the Hamilton characters, you barely ever see sensors and/or F types being cast as smart, forward, ambitious, responsible and intelligent characters. It makes me very annoyed simply because Hamilton is a great example of extremely intelligent F types and sensors, yet people have these serious unconscious biases in the sense that many can’t wrap their head around this simple fact
For example, Washington– a dead ringer ESFJ 8, but you barely ever (if at all, I havent seen it) see people type it… Cause someone like GEORGE WASHINGTON can’t be a SILLY SENSOR FEELER RIGHT GUYS
And Jefferson… Who is… So ENFP it hurts… Yet people will consistently type him as anything but (I see ENTP a lot and like…. No. Trust me on this)
Also Hamilton himself who couldn’t POSSIBLY be a sensor because that would be SILLY since he is SO CLEARLY an ENTJ BECAUSE REASONS
it’s really irritating cause Hamilton, like I said, is just such a fantastic example of the real capabilities of sensors and/or F types, but this fact is consistently overlooked because hurrdurr my rational feelz. Seriously just stop its embarassing
^^^^^^^
The excellent display of personality variants is amazing in this musical and you should take it seriously so as o expand your typing horizons
wine-and-mbti-acrosstheuniverse:
intp
entp
isfj
esfj
infp
enfp
istj
estj
istp
estp
infj
enfj
isfp
esfp
intj
entj
pls dont take me seriously im but a humble dumbass
edit: goddammitthis might quite possibly be my favorite mbti post to date.
I’m in TEARS @intj-world WHY DO WE HAVE TO WEAR A FEDORA nooooOOOOO
ISFJ:Why would you kidnap poor innocent ISFJ? What did they ever do to you? Well since you’ve kidnapped an ISFJ be prepared for a few things… mostly that utter feeling of guilt you now have inside of you, but passing that by be prepared for the ISFJ asking questions, and trying to get you to become a better person and to let them go nicely… if this fails you can either expect their friends now turned vigilante to hunt you down… or the ISFJs survival guide knowledge they can put into use… In either case one road will set you down the right path… the other to death or prison… your choice.
ESFJ:Will likely find the entire situation annoying, or terrifying, so you can expect a lot of screaming, flailing, and kicking from this type if female… if male they will break through with their strength and punch you with the fury of a thousand suns… After they’ve either annoyed you by their constant whining and nagging or screaming to save the hassle it is best to let them go… other wise you may find yourself being kicked repeatedly… in the side… or groin before they leave.
INTJ:You… you have a death wish don’t you? Well for what ever maddening reason, you’ve managed to kidnap the INTJ, who has likely developed or researched effective contingency plans in such situations. They will not escape right away, no they will wait till you are asleep, break free, and the next thing you’ll ever notice… and they will make you notice, is cold sharp steel cutting across your throat oh so slowly, no, you don’t get to live.
ENTJ:What is wrong with you? Kidnapping an ENTJ? Are you insane? Is your mind not in the right place? Well if there isn’t an army breaking down your doors right as we speak, the ENTJ will have you measured, weighed, and will have found you wanting… So upon your death… it’s cute how you think you’ll live, the ENTJ will take control of your organization because… opportunity and turn it into the most powerful underground organization ever.
INTP:May or may not find the situation annoying, may even find it a pleasant vacation from their daily work grind. In either case after they’ve placed together all the pieces, and gathered up all the knowledge they will require… you will have found them to be gone… some how, they escaped, you can blame your own stupidity for this one… also there may be the makings of a bomb that they decided was to much of a hassle and simply decided to slip away.
ENTP:They will question every thing you’re doing and why, and debate you on it’s effectiveness. If they’re not doing that, they will likely be mocking you taking enjoyment out of the chaos of the situation, speaking of chaos they were likely the ones that turned your friends against you as well and caused a ripple effect that has now set off an anarchist type movement within the criminal syndicates… and you thought Kidnapping the ENTP was a good thing didn’t you? And just think they did all this with simply their wit… imagine if they decided to do more than just use their wit.
INFP:Would have normally just kind of gone with it like the INTP, letting the situation take them where it will and see what adventures may come from it… unfortunately for you they’ve seen you treat your lackeys like crap, which they dealt with for a time… until they saw you hit a defenseless person and kick a puppy just to show how “serious” or “evil” you were. Now despite common misconception, INFPs aren’t the crybabies you think they are, and you’ve just awoken their inner darkness, for the time being they will take the utmost pleasure in bringing you down and burning you tied inside of your house alive… Also due to their general way of getting along with anyone and treating others nicely you’re lackeys are now the INFPs bodyguards.
ENFP:You actually managed to catch the ENFP? Or do you simply think you’ve managed to catch the ENFP? The ENFP is likely just to excited by this situation to not want to ahem… “try it out” as such they will stay with you, but not bound like you wish, and due to their hyper activity on all the ideas coming to them, you have some how, in some strange explainable way… found yourself in the Twilight Zone, you don’t know how you got there, all you know is that the ENFP said something and then got you to tag along and the next thing you remember is waking up here with no way back and no understanding on how it all happened… but he/she was so fun though!
INFJ:Has somehow managed to predict that they would be your next target, and as such is adequately prepared… you’ve seen Home Alone right? Well if the INFJ doesn’t feel bad for you… which they likely won’t at this point, that is exactly what’s going to happen to you, to get to them you must first get through their traps, and by the time you get through their traps, they’re already long gone… as if they were going to stick around and wait for you to nab them… also there’s that gas stove that’s on… and that lit candle… how fast do you think you can escape? And thanks to their feeling function, everyone will think the INTJ did it and not them.
ENFJ:Is very upset with you, your life choices, and everything you’re doing, and they aren’t afraid to let you know it. As such will advise you to pursue a better way of life, but first serve your time as penance for the awful crimes you have committed. This is not the life you should be in, and there is a better future out there for you, you’re not a bad person just made bad choices. Luckily for you the ENFJ will help you go the right path in life and make the right choices, that you can’t help but feel and follow all while apologizing profusely to the ENFJ for kidnapping him/her.
ISTP:Congratulations, you’ve just kidnapped the Macgyver of the MBTI types… somehow, I’m not sure how but you did it! You should pat yourself on the back… no really, because that is the only moment of success you’ll ever have. Also remember that partially put together INTP bomb? Well the ISTP decided to finish it… they’ve also broken free, and yes the entire building is going to blow up with you inside it. The ISTP will naturally be watching a fair distance outside with their sunglasses on and a smile on their face.
ESTP:Action! Adventure! Getting kidnapped by a bunch of guys and beating the living crap out you all! All in a days work for the ever active ESTP, who for the sake of said action, adventure, and general fun time, decided to let themselves get captured for just this purpose alone… because you know, they have some friends they would absolutely love to tell this story too as well as take pictures of all the action along the way, you didn’t want to, but the ESTP has forced your hand and now you must go out guns blazing against the ESTP who will let him/herself get shot once… and once only to show live “proof” of the situation the ESTP had been in.
ISTJ:So… uh… just fair warning but… are you sure this is a wise idea? I mean this is the Judge Dredd of the MBTI types after all… anything they do to you from here on… which will yes… result in death. I mean I’m not sure how you did it, but the ISTJ has got the experience and knowledge to back themselves up and get themselves out of this situation, and depending on how irritated or angry they are, you may have just found yourself with a live version of a Judge Dredd type character… well it’s your funeral, the best result you can have now would be to not resist arrest.
ESTJ:Ok so I get why you’d go after the weak ones… or the apparent weak ones, but why must you go after the ones with power? In either case you haven’t paying your henchmen nearly enough money have you? No of course you haven’t otherwise you likely wouldn’t have resorted to kidnapping the ESTJ… well in either case, the ESTJ has now found this out, and your Henchmen is now the ESTJs henchmen, as the ESTJ has and is capable of paying them more than you ever were… and with the ESTJs new found freedom, and henchmen, it’s now time for you to pay the price with a severe beating and jail time.
ISFP:They didn’t want to act you know, they just wanted to do their own thing you know… walk or run across the park, spend some time with the animals and smelling the flowers, drawing pretty pictures or simply following whatever their passion is… but you’ve gone done and screwed that up… as such you’ve just turned the ISFP into a vigilante who thanks to you has questioned themselves, reality, and all the corruption in it… some one has to do something about it, might as well as start with you. The next you wake up you will have found yourself tied and gagged and left in front of a police station full of evidence as the ISFP now goes on their adventure of being a new found vigilante.
ESFP:The only reason you’ve managed to get the ESFP is because they wanted to go along with it, enjoy new sensations, and much like the ESTP enjoy a sense of action and adventure. They are probably thoroughly enjoying this situation, and all the things it presents for them… they however, aren’t too thrilled with remaining a kidnapped person so they will likely break out like the insane contortionist type of person they are, and in their fighting will turn it into some kind of crazy rhythmic dance of a fight which of course they will win. Enjoy trying to break yourself out of that pretzel you’ve now been turned into without any help.
might as well make this post while there are still only 8 of them lmao
Flareon: ESTJ, ENTJ
Vaporeon: ENFP, ESFP
Jolteon: ESTP, ENTP
Espeon: INFP, INTP
Umbreon: INFJ, INTJ
Leafeon: ESFJ, ENFJ
Glaceon: ISTP, ISTJ
Sylveon: ISFP, ISFJIs this because ISTPs are supposed to be the chillest type
Okay guys, just hear me out I was in chess club in sixth grade
The King (ENFP): Without the king, chess wouldn’t exactly be a very fun game…i mean, there wouldn’t be anything to protect….but skill wise, the king definitely shows some inferior Si. It lacks skill, however it’s ability to go in multiple directions lends well to dominant Ne.Specifically ENFP, since it’s such a valuable piece that can cause some damage if need be (Fi-Te) but really ONLY if need be. It’s your classic case of too many options, no execution.
The Queen (ESTP): Indisputably the most valuable piece on the board, she can go every direction, fuckin annihilate p much any piece on the hecking board…..i.e. skilled Se-Ti versatility, and tertiary Fe that literally gets her everywhere…..she meshes with the social environment, because she could realistically be anywhere on the board at any time….the problem is with reckless playing, you could lose her, and probably the game (inf. Ni much?)
Left Bishop (ESFJ): after the initial movement of some pawns, this is typically the first piece you move It’s a sort of social experiment, initially, and if left bishop doesn’t get taken down within the first few minutes, it becomes a very strategically important piece in the game. Fe-Si sparks its initial motives, the social stir-up and cordial defense of the queen, but it’s surprise to the opponent later in the game is such a tertiary Ne kick to the face ((but a polite….passive aggressive one u know? like srry :) I had to :) fucking savage))
Right Bishop (INFJ): typically laying low until it’s entirely necessary, this piece is sometimes forgotten about and becomes an obstacle for your king to trip over (Inferior Se?) and once it gets itself moving it’s rather clumsy. Initially staying out of the drama (Ni-Fe) until the later half of the game, it tends to last longer than it probably can manage, running only on Ti-Se fumes.
Left Knight (ENTJ): this guy’s in it for the Te-Ni longevity. You’re not going to lose left knight (unless your as terrible of a chess player as i am). It’s quite unpredictable (tertiary Se), which makes it incredibly valuable. It’s a pretty eager piece too, usually charges into the mayhem around the same time as left bishop, but typically lasts a bit longer, since it’s pathways are less predictable and more reckless. (So like Te-Se loop ENTJ)
Right Knight (ISTP): much more sagely than the right night but still a fucking badass, and it’s surprising Ti strategy become’s it’s most important tool in potentially winning you the game. It’s got it’s Se-Ni under a very tight reign and is probably going to last longer than the left, since it enters the game later. A piece to be used wisely, since it has to potential to be extremely chaotic.
Left Rook (ESTJ): This piece is almost as important as the queen when it comes to taking out the opponent. It’s Te-Si eagerness and irreplaceability combined with its erratic tertiary Ne battle tendencies give it the potential to wipe out half of the board. In comparison to ENTJ (Left Knight) it’s has Si patience. It causes less chaos and more destruction, but could get eliminated earlier in the game because of this.
Right Rook (ENFJ): your right hand man (quite literally lol)….often tends to go unnoticed within the first few moves, but is a lifesaver nearing the end of the game. It’s incredibly dependable, almost to the point that it’s an obstacle. It’s usual purpose is to protect the king (Fe) and it tends to last the majority of the game (Ni-Se). However, it’s overbearing tendencies are its downfall.
Left Pawn (INFP): This guy’s non-confrontational Fi ways tend to keep him in the same place for the majority of the game, just minding his own business. However, when it comes down to fighting, he becomes quite stubborn (as common for tertiary Si users) and becomes possibly the best obstacle for those attacking the king.
Pawn Second to the Left (INTJ): Like INFP, this one tends to observe (Ni) gameplay for the majority, but will take a offensive stance if need be (aux Te) however, this is often only if necessary, since sharing left bishop’s inferior Se, Second Pawn tends to have difficulty actually managing the second half of the game (which it usually makes it to)
Third Pawn to the Left (ISFP): although less eager to charge into the battle field than some of the other pieces (High Fi being non-confrontational), this pawn is often less dormant than the previously mentioned ones, it closely follows the center pawns and can skillfully (Se-Ni) take down its opponent’s pieces (usually pawns). It’s competitive streak shows early in the game.
Left center pawn (ESFP): one of the first pieces moved as well as one of the first pieces to go, it’s dominant Se enthusiasm makes a bold entrance, as well as a bold ending statement. It’s sacrifice is indicative of lower Te-Ni planning, but it goes valiantly for it’s cause, and is arguably the piece that gets things going as the first one lost.
Right center pawn (ISTJ): also potentially the first to move it’s Si-Te strategy is that of a player’s that knows what it has to do to start the game. It can take the offensive (Te) but could also be one of the first sacrificed, which is why many have second thoughts about moving this piece first. (Inf. Ne.)
Third Pawn to the Right (INTP): this is one of the pawns you are advised not to move first since it could lead the opponent to taking you down in two moves. With dominant Ti, this pawn is often rational enough to heed this warning and stay put, likely to become another tertiary Si obstacle for the opponent.
Second Pawn to the Right (ENTP): This one is a No-go. Do not move this piece first or you’re dead. But like most high Ne users, ENTP does not listen and moves, foolishly, too soon. It’s low sensing functions does not make it the most valuable player, often leading it to get in the way of your other pieces.
Right Pawn (ISFJ): The pawn most likely to make it all the way across the board, it goes slightly unnoticed, but for the best. Aux Fe types are often good at lying low, and it’s high Si perseverance could make it a very valuable piece.
isfp: cute in an intensely trendy way. like imagine if tumblr came to life. adorable haircut and taste in clothes. trinkets and jackets with lettering and all sorts of quirky artsy baubles. cute when they’re making things, and when they’re proud of the things they’ve made.
esfp:not really cute. sexy. sexy and they always know it and they know it, and because they know it, it makes them even sexier. in some nice sunglasses- hot damn.
istj: cute when things go just their way. when they get their room organized just so, or they find their favorite kind of chocolate that’s only available at like 3 stores, or they just finished a big paper that they thought they weren’t going to get done on time. they find a lot of joy in small victories, and it’s an adorable joy.
estj:cute when they’re arguing about something that to other people might seem miniscule, like the way they organize the plants on the windowsill, or the correct order of a morning routine. or maybe they picked up on a tiny plot inconsistency in a movie that no one else noticed, and they just can’t get over t and keep returning and returning to the subject all through the movie. estjs will defend their beliefs fiercely, and when they’re defending the trivial with the same fierceness, it can be super funny and cute.
esfj:cute when they’re helping people. they’ve got big giant hearts, and watching an esfj connect with another person, oftentimes a person they barely know, to lend themselves for emotional support is a beautiful thing.
isfj:just really cute in general. could possibly be the cutest type. adorable when concentrating, when biting their lips, when nervous or surprised. they have so much love to give and are like wiggly soft human puppies. just so, sooooo cute.
estp:estps are cute when they’re mad, tbh. especially if they’re mad and pouty over some small, competitive slight. like- have you ever beaten an estp in monopoly? they get super pissed when they lose games, and while their sulking can be annoying as they try to pretend it doesn’t bother them, it can also be very endearing
istp:cute when they buy something new and they’re just SO JAZZED ABOUT IT. like they got this new bike or smartwatch or, idk, novelty pencil, and it is just the most amazing thing ever to them in that moment and they want to tell everyone who will listen alllllll about it and the ins and outs of how it works. hella cute.
enfj: cute when they’re scheming. Enfjs feel like they were born to change the world, and they get so involved in cooking up massive plans for how they’re going to do it. an enfj can see a piece of litter on the sidewalk, and within fifteen minutes be making plans to contact the mayor about a new cleaning initiative, trying to decide what the best way to make fliers about it would be, wondering how much money it would be for a radio ad. enfjs are cute when they’re excited, when they’re dreaming their big giant idealistic dreams.
infj:cute in an uplaceable way. maybe you wouldn’t even notice them in a crowd at first, maybe they would blend in at a party. but if, at that party, you sat down and talked to them you would notice that there is just something about the intense empathy in their eyes that is warm and inviting, that you want to get lost in.
intj: intjs are mega cute when something pierces their emotionless veneer. Like they’ll be skulking about, all badass and kind of pissed off looking, and then someone will walk by with a tiny white soft bulldog puppy on a leash and they will turn into a baby talking, starry eyed, marshmallow person.
entj: like intjs, cutest when they’re letting they’re guard down. adorable in the rare moments they become flustered or surprised, when they get stressed out over something minor for a moment, swear and kick something, then immediately become bashful after demonstrating feeling.
infp: when they’re emotionally impacted immensely by a small thing. they cry every times the dog dies in a children’s movie, an it’s adorable. if they see a little pigeon with a hurt wing struggling on the ground, they might tell you about it hours later that day, with misty eyes. they are poetically sensitive to almost a ludicrous degree, easily impacted by things the more callous of us have become numb to- and it’s both cute and inspiring.
enfp: all around super cute. neck and neck with isfj in the Cutest Type race. enfps are cute when they just wake up. they sleep so much, and they’re always so rumpled and grumpy and disoriented when they finally regain consciousness, that it’s very hard to resist the urge to hug them.
entp: entps are cute when they’re being silly, which is good news because they’re very often being silly. they’re cute when they’re making themselves and others laugh, climbing trees and throwing things at the people below or drawing dumb caricatures of their friends. reading plato aloud in a strange voice, idk, they’re weirdos.
intp:so cute when they’re concentrating. when they’re completely engrossed in something: origami, calculus, playing a violin. they furrow their brow adorably and give themselves over mind, body, and soul to the task at hand.
ENFP: Starts writing every essay at 5pm the day before it’s due and has still written nothing at 3am after cleaning their room, calling their mother, having a dance party, booking a spontaneous trip for spring break and composing several inspired blog articles.
ESTP: Attends class for the sole purpose of maintaining their sports scholarship and/or fraternity presidency.
INFJ: Is consistently torn between their desire to earn straight As and their desire to lament over their latest existential crisis.
ISTP: Manages to completely flip their sleep schedule by the end of freshman year and is not seen in broad daylight again until graduation day.
INFP: Is enthralled to finally leave their small, conservative town and befriend other social justice enthusiasts whom they probably already know from tumblr.
ESTJ: Is that student at the front of the lecture hall who puts up their hand and answers a question that nobody asked, just to show that they did all the readings.
ISTJ: Borders on a heart attack every time an assignment is handed back without adequate explanation as to exactly why they didn’t achieve a higher mark.
ENFJ: Somehow gets straight 90s while also running several campus clubs and maintaining a serious relationship.
INTJ: Does all the required reading for the upcoming year over summer break and spends the remainder of the school year feeling vaguely annoyed with his or her classmates who just cannot seem to keep up.
ENTJ: Is only in school as a formality – they’ve already lined up several competitive post-graduation job offers.
INTP: Lands a job as a lab assistant in their first year and is not seen outside of said lab until fifteen years later when they graduate with a PhD or three.
ENTP: Goes to lectures for classes they’re not even in and plays devil’s advocate to everything the professor says, just for fun.
ISFJ: Spends four years taking care of their drunken roommates. Starts dating the person they’ll eventually marry by the end of freshman year.
ESFJ: Sits in the front of every lecture hall, color-coding their notes using various highlighters and reminding you how much you don’t have your life together.
ISFP: Does a lot of drugs but nonetheless ends up landing a job in a creative field, earning more money than many of their high-achieving classmates.
ESFP: Probably coined the phrase, “Work hard, play hard” during their college years. Emphasis on the play hard.
ISFJ:Coconut
ISFP:Orange
ISTJ:Pear
ISTP:Melon
INFJ:Pomegranate
INFP:Watermelon
INTJ:Lemon
INTP:Fig
ESFJ:Cherry
ESFP:Banana
ESTJ:Plum
ESTP:Peach
ENFJ:Strawberry
ENFP:Kiwi
ENTJ:Pineapple
ENTP:Grape
Requested by Anon
INTJ- …why?
ENTJ- People do that?
ENFJ- Hugs are what keep us alive as a species. The act of embracing another is a sense of comfort, relief, and protection. Value it.
INFJ- I will only hug you if we are close (which is rare), but I will let you hug me if you have to.
ISFJ- I prefer not to have my person space invaded, but I will let you hug me if it makes you feel good.ESFJ- Hugs for everyone! I don’t care who you are- you’re getting a hug!
ESTJ- I’m too busy
ISTJ- …I would prefer it if that didn’t happen, thank you.
ESFP- Do you want a hug? I’ll give you a big bear hug! Then we can throw a big party
ISFP- Hugs comfort the soul, cherish them.
INFP- Oh I just love hugs- they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
ENFP- Hugs!!! Butterfly! Wait… Hugs again!
ENTP- Only if you can beat me in a debate. If not, then see ya.
INTP- No.
ESTP- Cool. Whatever.
ISTP- Is that what people do?
ISTP - I’ve Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers
And I’m so sorry, but not really
Tell the boys where to find my body
New York eyes, Chicago thighs pushed up the window to kiss you off
The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you
ESTP - The Carpal Tunnel of Love
And we might’ve started singing just a little soon
We’re throwing stones at a glass moon
Whoa oh, we’re so miserable and stunning
Whoa oh, love songs for the genuinely cunning, whoa-oh
ISFP - The Phoenix
So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked
One maniac at a time we will take it back
You know time crawls on when you’re waiting for the song to start
So dance alone to the beat of your heart
ESFP - The (Shipped) Gold Standard
You can only blame your problems on the world for so long
Before it all becomes the same old song
As soon as we hit the hospital I know we’re gonna leave this town
And get new passports and get get get get get out now
INFP - Tiffany Blews
I’m not a crybaby, I’m the crybaby
A caterpillar that got stuck
Mr. Moth come quick with any luck
A long walk to a dark ha-ha-house
A roman candle heart keep us far apart
I’m cocktail party doing all right
Hate me baby, maybe I’m a piece of art
ENFP - Lullabye
It doesn’t matter how you feel
Life is just a Ferris wheel
It’s always up and down
Don’t make a sound, when you wake up the world will come around
ISTJ - Just One Yesterday
If heaven’s grief brings hell’s rain
Then I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday
I want to teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way
Still I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday
ESTJ - Death Valley
I want the guts and glory, baby, baby
This town is wasted and alone
But we are alive here in death valley
ISFJ - Thnks Fr The Mmrs
And I want these words to make things right
But it’s the wrongs that make the words come to life
“Who does he think he is?”
If that’s the worst you got better put your fingers back to the keys
ESFJ - Hum Hallelujah
It’s all a game of this or that, now versus then
better off against worse for wear
And you’re someone who knows someone who knows someone I once knew
And I just want to be a part of this
INFJ - Golden
How cruel is the golden rule?
When the lives we lived are only golden-plated
And I knew that the lights of the city were too heavy for me
Though I carried karats for everyone to see
ENFJ - Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
The last time you came through
Oh darling I know what you’re going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling. Oh darling. Oh darling…
INTJ - Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
The sounds of this small town make my ears hurt
Oh yeah, you caught me. But I caught you one worse
They say, “You want a war? You’ve got a war.”
But who are you fighting for?
The tides out, the ship’s run aground, we drown traitors in shallow water
ENTJ - This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race
I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words and don’t really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing
That’s just the business I’m in, yeah
INTP - I Slept With Somebody in Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
I’m the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again
And I’ve got arrogance down to a science
Oh, and I’m the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends, now
ENTP - Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying
This has been said so many times that I’m not sure if it matters
But it must be said again that all us boys are just screaming
Into microphones for attention
Because we’re just so bored
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INFJ:
istj - Organic Earl Grey Blanc
estj - Istanbul Spice
isfj - Sweet Cinnamon Spice
esfj - Apricot Vanilla Crème
isfp - Flowering Honey Bush
esfp - Wild Sweet Orange
istp - Refresh Mint
estp - Scarlet Citrus Rooibos
intp - Chai Organic
entp - Organic Spicy Ginger
infp - Calm Chamomile
enfp - Green Ginger
infj- Gingerly Jasmine
enfj- Organic Baked Cinnamon Apple
intj - Awake English Breakfast
entj - Organic Sultry Strawberry