The Types During PrideMonth

ISTP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ISTJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ISFP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ISFJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

INTP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

INTJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

INFP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

INFJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ESTP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ESTJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ESFP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ESFJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ENTP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ENTJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ENFP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ENFJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

Enneagram types as theories of personality

Disclaimer: This is based solely off of my impressions of both the enneagram types and the theories mentioned here. I matched them according to what each type might relate to and/or find interesting.

Type 1: Alfred Adler - Inferiority Feelings: The Source of Human Striving
http://www.awaken.com/2013/07/inferiority-feelings-the-source-of-human-striving/

Type 2: Karen Horney - Neurotic Needs and Trends
https://www.verywell.com/horneys-list-of-neurotic-needs-2795949

Type 3: Carl Jung - The Systems of Personality
http://journalpsyche.org/jungian-model-psyche/

Type 4: Erik Erikson - Psychosocial Stages of Development and Basic Strengths
https://www.explorepsychology.com/psychosocial-development/

Type 5: Erich Fromm - Freedom versus Security: The Basic Human Dilemma
http://highered.mheducation.com/sites/0072316799/student_view0/part2/chapter7/chapter_outline.html

Type 6: Raymond Cattell - Source and Dynamic Traits
http://www.personalityresearch.org/papers/fehringer.html

Type 7: Julian Rotter - Psychological Needs and the Locus of Control
http://psych.fullerton.edu/jmearns/rotter.htm

Type 8: Henry Murray - Needs: The Motivation of Behavior
https://www.verywell.com/murrays-theory-of-psychogenic-needs-2795952

Type 9: Abraham Maslow - Personality Development: The Hierarchy of Needs
https://www.boundless.com/psychology/textbooks/boundless-psychology-textbook/personality-16/humanistic-perspectives-on-personality-78/maslow-s-humanistic-theory-of-personality-307-12842/

ISFJ:a gym bag with a change of clothes for whichever extracurricular is currently consuming their life.

ESFJ:a notebook, a textbook, a laptop, and their phone. All of it is used to research their latest (and greatest) pet project.

INTP:a look rife with spite and exhaustion. Keeping it real with sweatpants.

ENTP:a laptop. So they can play Runescape during the lecture.

ISTJ:either a set of printed slides with a pen, or a fighting spirit whilst VERY hungover.

ESTJ:a sense of stability. Sits in the third row from the front, dead center, with a groupchat open. Either the hottie or THATguy.

INFP:as if they go to class.

ENFP:who do you think convinces INFP not to go to class.

ISFP:LOOKS. Rocking a floral print or their 4th cup of coffee.

ESFP: food from that place around the corner, 20 minutes after class started.

INTJ:headphones and a dope playlist. Which they totallydon’t listen to during the lecture.

ENTJ:Nietzsche’sThus Spoke Zarathrusta, Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason, Frankl’s Man’s Search for Meaning, and Plato’s Republ-I can’t do this anymore. Could you imagine the highly cursed aura around a person like that? They bring their phone to take notes and look at memes.

ISTP:a better question is what DOESN’T an ISTP bring into class.

ESTP:“You know, if the professor doesn’t show up we’re legally allowed to leave.”

INFJ: energy drinks and 3 extra notebooks… it’s not enough… it’s never enough…

ENFJ:their friends who aren’t in the class, hoping the prof won’t notice. The prof notices. The prof also couldn’t care any less.

xSFJ:BBQs with all the fixins’!! including some dad wearing a ‘Grillmaster’ apron. (whether or not they’re a Grillmaster is besides the point)

xSTJ:Having a moment of silence for true American heroes. Rest in horsey heaven Lil’ Sebastian.

xSFP:Waltzing into Wal-Mart on the 5th of July to wear the most red, white, and blue for the next year.

xSTP:Dumping tea in the nearest harborand declaring yourself a new nation.

xNTP:Actively trying to start conversations concerning the need for a newer, better America.

xNFP:Leaving out milk and cookies underneath the flag for Captain America.

xNTJ:Tax evasionand/or Revolution and/or red, white, and blue Jell-O shots.

xNFJ:smuggling in their own fireworks and setting them off as they please, but getting frustrated/pissed when the neighbors do the same thing

robbieissalvador:

Things the MBTI Types Actually Told Me at Some Point

INTP

• “I’m sorry I suck at comforting you.” *Pats my back awkwardly*
• “It’s okay to cry. It’s okay.” *Smiles awkwardly*
• “Everyone in here is being lovey-dovey. It is disgusting.”
• “People who touch me creep me out.”
• “Stop singing that song. It just sounds so bad.”
• “I’m sorry…I was spacing out again.”
• “Why was I spacing out? Hmm, I saw a lizard and I couldn’t help but look at it.”

INTJ

• “Stop being too pushy. I need my quality alone time. Okay?”
• “I ghost everyone. It’s just the way I am.”
• “Still, I love you, okay?”
• “You know what? You should stop worrying about people who don’t worry about themselves.”
• “Common sense, man, common sense!”
• “I solve my problems by myself.”
• “That’s why you shouldn’t worry about me.”

ISTJ

• “You know what? You can’t just whine about your problems. You have to do something about them.”
• “I don’t understand why she is ranting to me about her problems. She has better people to run to for that.”
• *Encounters emotional problems* “Awkward…”
• “This is the most efficient way of doing things.”
• “That is so inaccurate.”
• “I don’t get your joke man.”
• “You missed a spot!”

INFP

• “You will never know the real me.”
• “My feelings run deeper than anyone will know.”
• “Nobody understands me!”
• “This is so shallow…I’m done with this.”
• “My mind wanders a lot, I guess.”
• “It is important to be open-minded.”
• “I can’t decide!”

INFJ

• “Yaaaay another INFJ!”
• “Who else do you think are INFJ in this place?”
• “I knew that it was going to end up this way.”
• “Shit I’m psychic!”
• “So apparently I am an extroverted introvert.”
• “People keep saying I claim to be INFJ because it is rare and it makes me feel special. Ha, I wish I was ENTJ or something. They are much more efficient.”
• “At the same time, I keep questioning if all the INFJs in the Internet are real or just trolling. I mean, they are so hard to find IRL.”

ISFP

• “So pretty! Gotta take a pic of it.”
• “I really like the aesthetics of this.”
• “I’m sorry. I don’t read between the lines as much as you do.”
• “Let it be.”
• “It’s okay.” *Pats my back gently and listens to me rant for the next 1234567890 hours*
• “I saw your crush today.” *Calm af but it is obvious af that she is teasing*
• “I hate change. It’s like going out of my comfort zone.”

ISFJ

• “Hey, you missed a little detail here.”
• “Are you all right?”
• “Here, I’ll give you a hug.”
• “You know what? You’re pretty.”
• “I don’t do political debates unless absolutely necessary. It just creates unneeded tension.”
• “Ah, I really have to improve on my style.”
• “I don’t want to repeat the same mistake twice.”

ENFP

• “I refuse to take sides.”
• “You should look at it from multiple perspectives.”
• “You are asking me what I think is going to happen? Oh, I don’t want to think about it. Don’t try me.”
• “…because if I do, I will have a billion scenarios in my head.”
• “You are making me pick? I don’t know what to pick!”
• “What do you mean I’m extroverted? I am introverted AF.”
• “Hobbies? Oh, wait I have several of them.” *Proceeds to name 100 of them*

ENFJ

• “Stop focusing on the details and start focusing on the big picture!”
• “Stop being so technical!”
• “I’m sorry that I forgot all those details you told me about.”
• “You can’t force people to love you. You just have to make yourself lovable.”
• “People are the greatest investments you can make in life.”
• “You have to come out of your shell.”
• “Whether you like it or not, you have to try to fit in society.”

ESFP

• “Carpe diem.”
• “Just go with the flow.”
• “Stop overthinking.”
• “Just follow your heart.”
• “Weird is good.”
• “Why are you not socializing with the others?”
• “I would rather you be brutally honest with me than you be dishonest with me for the sake of being nice.”

Disclaimer: This is just based off people I know in real life. Does not necessarily apply for all types.

silvasaliva:

INFP: Sit you down and tell you why they’re worried about you. 

ENFP: Leave you behind at a public event by accident. 

ENTJ: Take over and do a job they assigned you because you weren’t doing it right. 

INTJ: Give you the Judgment Stare™. 

ISFP: Show you their art, but only if you’re really good friends. Any constructive criticism will be devastating, please avoid. 

ESFP: You will randomly see each other in a public place that you would never expect to see them. Will hang out with you there for an hour, probably. 

ISTP: Physically harass you for fun. 

ESTP: Worry you deeply. 

INTP: Give you a full length monologue about their Interesting Thing™ all at a shout because they’re so excited about it. 

ENTP: Involve you in a social experiment, probably without your knowledge or consent. 

ESTJ: Declare that they’re commandeering some situation or event while simultaneously declaring that you’re going to help them do it. 

ISTJ: Do one of your chores for you. 

ESFJ: Try to organize a party at YOUR house, probably without you knowing until the day of. 

ISFJ: Somehow get you to go hiking/backpacking with them. 

ENFJ: Tell you about their feelings in passing, but only in vague and cryptic words until you ask the right questions. 

INFJ: Tell you they’re up for social interaction or going to a party, but immediately regret it the moment you get there.