#i just think lobsters are the fucking best okay

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Insane to me how there is no lobster Pokemon. Tons of crustacians, yes. But nothing dedicated to being a lobster. yet, we have pokemon that represent all three members of the Syngnathinae family.

Horsea? Seahorse, naturally
Skrelp? Sea Dragons!
Gorebyss? Pipefish babey!
Lobster? Nah.

this is a motherfucking injustice is what it is. Crawdaunt does NOT count he is a crawdad. Clawitzer is a pistol shrimp try the fuck again. everything else is a crab, barnicle, or isopod. where are the lobsters.

#pokemon #crustacians #lobsters #where are the lobster pokemon #where are they #i want a firewater lobster #i want him to be a snooty high class mfer #and lobsters are considered high class meals #i just think lobsters are the fucking best okay

@kryptonite-tie

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 08:50:24