#i kid i kid
#174
Petra: You can’t openly flirt with me and not expect me to catch feelings.
Eivor: I offered you a bottle of water.
Source: Unknown
something something anime protag energy
the only reason i havent gotten my driver’s license is because i drive the same way i do in gta: hitting all the pedestrians for bonus points
I’ve been finishing up studies in a library degree and binging the Magnus Archives at the same time which has been a mistake
the real horror is that no one in the damn archive is trained in information science!!
the hiring criteria was just ‘ooh which terrible eldritch monster made its mark on you’, not ‘does anyone actually know how to catalogue’. disgraces, the lot of them
no wonder eric delano took his eyes out. didnt want to escape the beholding just couldn’t bear to watch gertrude and emma handle any more letters from the 1800s without conservation gear
To all the people who turn on notifications for when I post:  marriage?
Shout out to all the people who prefer grape Jolly Ranchers and Yellow Starbursts. That’s a command. That’s an order. Shout out loud at them: “Fuck’s wrong with y'all?”.
This blog is prepares to stan Wanda Maximoff to the end.
She could eat a baby in a pie and I’d be like well that baby was going to be like Thanos meets Emperor Palpatine times a billion so the universe is better bc Wanda ate a baby pie.
Fingers crossed she doesn’t die though.