#i need to scream
Max Phillips x f!reader
[no use of y/n]Summary: Things aren’t quiteback to normal yet.
Words: 2.4kTakes place in my wider Max universe after the By the Numbers series. You don’t need to have read any of those, but there are events referenced here from there.
My Masterlist
Rating: Mature
Warnings: language. implied / abbreviated sexy times.With love to @blueeyesatnight who probably has completely forgotten asking me for this by now.
“Hey. Stop that you mutt.”
Poking your head around the doorframe you glanced over to see if you needed to intervene. The vampire in your living room had his hands on his hips, staring down at your puppy.
“Don’t yell at him,” you scolded lightly, turning back to the dinner you were making.
“That’s a six hundred dollar shoe he’s chewing up.”
“One shoe or was it six hundred for the pair?”
“Does it matter?” You heard a scuffle and sighed.
Max and Junior had not exactly been getting along. They didn’t not get along, there hadn’t been any casualties yet. But also…
Well the trouble was…
Juniorloved Max. Loved everything about Max. Loved his smell and his hair. Loved to snuggle under his arm and bat his big brown eyes up at Max. The dog was spending half his life sprawled on his back in the hope that Max might pet his tummy.
And Max…
Fully obsessed with these two. And vampire condoms.
honestly i gave ice and mav so little credit. i thought they were going to pull a lawrusso and meet again for the first time in 30+ years. meanwhile they’ve been texting on the reg, ice took ‘bullshit, you can be mine’ like a challenge and ultimate vow and then proceeded to be mav’s lifelong wingman, watching over him for literal decades at his own reputation and credibility’s peril to the point that he is being referred to as his 'guardian angel’, pete has been there for tom during his illness and their bond and care for each other has deepened to levels i could have only wished for so much so that mav actually says ‘i can’t do it anymore now that ice is gone’ like GOD!!!!!!!!!! shame on me really
