#i really hope not
Steven Universe Live Action CW Reboot (circa 2036)
- Steven is now a depressed 27 year old who’s addicted to drugs to cope with his traumatic childhood.
- Lots of offensive and harmful portrayals of Steven’s mental illnesses.
- He’s in a turbulent, on and off relationship with Connie who is demanding and bitchy towards him for some reason and is played by someone with light skin.
- Pearl is a womanizer who has one night stands with random human women and then ghosts them afterwards. Garnet is portrayed as cold and careless while Amethyst gets into fights with people all the time and is overall aggressive and rude. She also sells cocaine apparently, which is how Steven gets it.
- Greg is now a lazy, deadbeat dad who was never there for Steven and resents him for being the reason Rose is gone.
- Speaking of Rose, it’s revealed at the end of season 1 that she was still alive this whole time.
- When Steven finds out he goes on a rant filled with lines you’d find on Riverdale. “You know what? I’ve got demons. Demons all inside my mind, and you put them there!”
- Peridot speaks exclusively in outdated memes and is one of those nerdy fangirl type characters who was written by someone who hates teenage girls and women.
- The Diamonds are really sexy(I mean, they already are hot. But I mean the live action adult TV show kind of sexy where they’re always wearing bikinis)
- Unnessessary sex scene with Steven and Connie to show the viewers look!!! They’re adults!!! See!!!!! They have sexy sex!!!!!!
- Jasper is predatory butch wlw stereotype.
- Ruby and Sapphire sex scene written by a straight man.
- Lots of on screen shatterings because edgy.
- Connie is pregnant but it turns out Steven’s not the father because she was cheating on him after they had a big fight.
- Little Homeworld has become a red light district because??? Idk???
That’s all I can come up with, I can’t continue this any longer it hurts too much.
Spoiler warning for Jujutsu Kaisen 144
Does this mean that Kugisaki is canonically dead? Please I don’t want to believe.
Ok but Maki with short hair. Don’t get me wrong I hate the reason behind why she looks like this now, but… the gay side is warring with the overwhelming sadness at the moment.
YUUJI FINALLY CALLED HIM HIS BIG BROTHER!!! And now we add a little happiness to the clusterfuck that is my emotional and mental state.
Do I trust ‘em or not, because I would not be surprised if this person single handedly ends up almost killing them all as some side of “test” or anything.
At this point reading JJK is like watching a car crash, you may not want to deal with everything going on but you still can’t help but want to know more.
