You ever have to sit and wonder about an anon? Like why they’re asking certain questions that are kinda confusing because you do your best to do exactly what they’re asking already?
If I slip up and forget to tag something appropriately then yes please tell me about it but it’s a little weird to tell to tag all my nsfw when I do with most of it unless I slip up. Feels like I you saw one thing jumped to conclusions and shot off at me. Especially since I’m pretty sure you blocked me since interacting with that message pulls up unknown error messages.
Anyways for tags you might want to blacklist
Anything cg/l related is tagged as little smut
My general tag for rambles is thirst post
I’ll update if I remember more
Oh and all my fics have content warnings that you could you know, check out to make sure you won’t be triggered by anything in it.
Steven Universe Live Action CW Reboot (circa 2036)
Steven is now a depressed 27 year old who’s addicted to drugs to cope with his traumatic childhood.
Lots of offensive and harmful portrayals of Steven’s mental illnesses.
He’s in a turbulent, on and off relationship with Connie who is demanding and bitchy towards him for some reason and is played by someone with light skin.
Pearl is a womanizer who has one night stands with random human women and then ghosts them afterwards. Garnet is portrayed as cold and careless while Amethyst gets into fights with people all the time and is overall aggressive and rude. She also sells cocaine apparently, which is how Steven gets it.
Greg is now a lazy, deadbeat dad who was never there for Steven and resents him for being the reason Rose is gone.
Speaking of Rose, it’s revealed at the end of season 1 that she was still alive this whole time.
When Steven finds out he goes on a rant filled with lines you’d find on Riverdale. “You know what? I’ve got demons. Demons all inside my mind, and you put them there!”
Peridot speaks exclusively in outdated memes and is one of those nerdy fangirl type characters who was written by someone who hates teenage girls and women.
The Diamonds are really sexy(I mean, they already are hot. But I mean the live action adult TV show kind of sexy where they’re always wearing bikinis)
Unnessessary sex scene with Steven and Connie to show the viewers look!!! They’re adults!!! See!!!!! They have sexy sex!!!!!!
Jasper is predatory butch wlw stereotype.
Ruby and Sapphire sex scene written by a straight man.
Lots of on screen shatterings because edgy.
Connie is pregnant but it turns out Steven’s not the father because she was cheating on him after they had a big fight.
Little Homeworld has become a red light district because??? Idk???
That’s all I can come up with, I can’t continue this any longer it hurts too much.
it’s just… we all kind of accept Batman as a hero and yet if I ever found out that, say, Elon Musk was out doing vigilante “justice” in a skintight leather suit I think that I would actively create a persona and start committing crimes out of spite
@moonlitdremr you see this is true but I feel like anyone who has acquired a billion dollars does not have the right to act morally superior to anyone… like potentially no one person should be in the position to be able to say, decide whether or not to fund the end of world hunger, when there are people living in literal sewers who’s choices are extremely limited (in Gotham, of course)
i don’t hate pharma because he’s a bad person i hate pharma cos he’s an annoying boss
MTMTE reboot and instead of making him kill more people they add scenes where pharma calls his staff in for meetings about being on their phones on shift. 100% more villainous and unlikeable
You ever see people that constantly seem to get themselves into discourse all the time and sit back and wonder how long it’s going to take for them to realise that maybe they’re the problem???
maybe i’m just built different but, unlike jonathan, if i had women wanting to suck my blood i’d just let them. what’s the worse that could happen? i’d die? at least i’d go out with a bang
book characters in a book written in the 1800s: [occasionally breaking into french, regardless of what their native language is, because they read so much untranslated literature written in french and that specific expression Just Does Not Translate perfectly into whatever they native language is] me:Ohdofuck off you pretentious fuck. also me: [breaks into memes in english when talking finnish irl]
The copy of Anna Karenina I read as a fourteen year old had big chunks of untranslated French and I was like they already translated all the Russian into English, they couldn’t translate the French too???
