jolene33rpm:

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

lesbianbritneyspears:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

maribat-awards:

Your Nominations For Favourite Author

@eat0crowao3

@mochegatoao3

@olivia-anderson-fanficao3

@mindfulmagicsao3

@icedaquarius31ao3

@jumpingjoy82ao3

@alixanonymousao3

@mochinek0ao3

@ricebulletao3

@m3owwwao3

@chloe-bourgeois-is-big-gayao3

@soulmate-gameao3

@batsandbugsao3

@ozmavao3

@mysnisao3

@kandoesfanfics-writesao3

@badwolftenao3

@j3ssisam3ssao3

Names marked in red - authors who we couldn’t find a tumblr for

Ao3 marked in pink - authors who we couldn’t find an ao3 for

Edit 1: found the tumblr url for @olivia-anderson-fanfic

Edit 2: found ao3 for @batsandbugs and tumblr for @kandoesfanfics-writes

Edit 3: found url for @j3ssisam3ss

So I’m very late to the party on this, but thank you all so much!!! I am beyond honored to be nominated!