#stuff and things

boxofsoap:

ladyyinburgundy:

marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

jenroses:

johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic:oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

bisexualpiratequeen:

Look. It’s simple. I will play a lot of games that don’t do this BUT if you let me play a woman or nb character AND you let me be bi or gay I will love the game a LOT more

jolene33rpm:

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

I was tagged in the WIP thing by @sotc thank you sm!! ♥

oof I always have like a million sketches and unfinished illustrations in my drafts and most of them never see the light of day because I just. never pick them up again lmao but these few I haven’t yet lost interest in and they have a good chance of actually getting finished at some point, so … I guess they count as being a WIP

I’m very late with this so idk who has and hasn’t done this already uhh … idk @pharawee and@ashinlae if you’re currently working on an edit or a gifset you’d like to share maybe? also @plushchimera @kruk-art @sbeep @gelarts​@rhomellegacy​ @reshipkmn @trashwarden​ but as always, do feel free to ignore :D

starkdistress:

Me: *crying about a fictional character*

A Fool: Stop watching if they make you cry!! It’s not even real!!

Me:

catsprobably:

*yells at fictional characters like they can hear me*

pearlmarley:

lillie-writes:

When someone reminds me that all my crushes are fictional:

bilesandthesourwolf:

sir, that’s my emotional support collection of fandoms i wish i lived in instead of the real world

thechekhov:

Today we’re gonna discuss some things about BEING BISEXUAL and clear up a few misconceptions

-Bisexuals are not confused - about their sexuality. (They are probably confused about other things, like picking a singular favorite ice cream flavor.)

-Bisexuals are not just bisexual for attention. They often devise other, stupider ways to get attention from friends. Most of these ways end up backfiring. Please support your dumbass bisexual friends today. 

-You can be bisexual even if you’re only attracted to 5% of one gender and 95% of the other. 

-You can identify as bisexual even if you have only ever had ‘straight’  relationships - attraction is the key.

- Bisexuals always have advantage on their rolls as long as they have an ally within 5 feet of the target.

- Bisexuality has nothing to do with whether the person you’re attracted to is cis or not. Bisexuality is not inherently transphobic.

-Bisexuals can be attracted to nonbinary people. 

- Bisexuals do not automatically want to have a threesome with you.

-Some bisexuals DO want to have a threesome with you, but not because they’re bisexual. Threesomes are just hot. 

-Flip-flopping between which gender you’re attracted to and tearing out your hair every week screaming “AM I JUST FAKING IT…? AM I ACTUALLY JUST GAY/STRAIGHT…?” is 100% a bisexual thing.

-Men have a higher chance of their bisexuality being disregarded. Support your bi dude friends, validate them.

-Bisexuals are particularly weak to Charm attacks, but they can snap out of it if you ask them to pick between two things they like - keep a list of their favorites on hand to frustrate them back into clearheadedness. 

- Bisexuals are here. There. Everywhere. Only for today. LIMITED TIME OFFER.

This post brought to you by - your local bisexual.