The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)
i’m so tired of characters acting like amren is the most terrifying thing. like, ricedick threatens to lock lucien in a room with amren if he breaks any of their rules, and i’m like??? tf??? what’s amren gonna do?? she’s just an annoying, bland dipshit.
i love how she was so hyped up just to do nothing. sj/m has the characters tell scary legends about her, like when rice mentioned that she used to be part of the “Prison” (another super ScArY ePiC part of the acotar universe), or how she used to have some terrifying physical form, but you never see her doing anything actually interesting or cool in action. like yeah in acowar she turned into…. a ball of light… but the way the characters talk about it you’d think she was a god or something.
