#idw prowl

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decepti-thots:

decepti-thots:

now, you may think that the opposite of a polycule is monogamy. but you would be wrong. it’s whatever prowl has going on with all his exes, actually

#he really is the ultimate divorced #the real question is how’d he get married so many times in the first place #do all his exes have I can fix him disease?

Now, while I can imagine anyone who DOES have such a condition would drool over Prowl in the right circumstances, I don’t think any of the canon-to-common-fanon exes fit.

Chromedome dated Prowl when he was clearly a much more reasonable person to consider dating. Kind of a prick? Sure, but nothing like what he’d become. Dumped him when he saw him getting worse. CD is not a fixer-upper himself, he wants to date people with terminal ‘I can fix him’ brain. See: Rewind.

Mesothulas didn’t want to fix him. He liked him because he was terrible. He wanted a morally-ambiguous-to-villainous boyfriend to do crimes with. Prowldumpedhim. (well, you know, tried to murder him. Strictly speaking.)Prowl somehow thought thatwas gonna help him be less of an asshole, as an easier option than like, doing literally any actual self reflection. Prowl really let the side down there, couldn’t commit to the war crime lifestyle properly.

The Constructicons also like Prowl as he is! They think he’s perfect because, tbh, their standards are kinda low. Unfortunately by that point Prowl has managed to mix self loathing into his cocktail of arrogance and bastardry, and finds this deeply suspect instead of flattering. Buggers it all up while having an extended breakdown. Also, you know, the whole thing where he was mind controlled the first time they combined probably didn’t help. That he managed to fuck up a relationship where they saw the inside of his brain and still thought he was great is kinda impressive in its own right?

Spike is not quite an ex.

decepti-thots:

the way griffith draws prowl in exrid fucking cracks me up

like look at this. he’s drawn like a fucking pinup girl. he’s posed with his tits OUT. his waist is like 3cm wide. SEVERAL design elements make it look like you should be staring at his tits and crotch. nobody else gets drawn remotely like this did he just decide prowl deserved special treatment or smth

decepticon-propaganda:

ckret2:

proxyjammer:

The 4 fractions… Autobots, Decepticons, Rodimus’ Frat Boy Adventure Ark, and Soundwave’s Hippiemobile

you forgot

prowl

(prowl)

PROWL!

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