#hasta la queuequeue baby
it’s just funny though that in The Before Times when the goat burned (or didn’t burn) there was very little fanfare except maybe some tongue in cheek celebration (or disappointment). but give it a few jokes about lack of ritual sacrifice and a five-year survival streak and two plague years and suddenly we’ve collectively tapped into the seasonal worship instincts of our ancestors from 36,000 BCE and created a new sacred ritual through sheer force of internet jokes and desperate hope. it’s like we’ve crowdfunded a god.
What a sketchy guy
Playing with colorsss, portraits are all I can paint lmao
Cute canon IDW Transformers things:
- Platonic life partners
- Robot marriages
- Baby Cybertronian’s are born as souls and grown in fields like literal cabbage patch babies
- Cybertronians give their sick friends/loved ones tiny vials of the only fluid in their body that’s unique and irreplaceable
- Each of them have a unique transformation sound
- They have a festival to recognise and remember the dead which involves them sitting with friends/loved ones around small glowing orbs
- They have a whole language that is just robot handsies
- when they get married (platonically or romantically) they connect their souls together
- the previously mentioned vials of fluid are also funeral gifts
- cybertronians tend to have roommates, not because of lack of living space, but because theyre a naturally social species :’)
Uhh yep
The 4 fractions… Autobots, Decepticons, Rodimus’ Frat Boy Adventure Ark, and Soundwave’s Hippiemobile
you forgot
prowl
(prowl)
PROWL!
The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it
It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.
the distinction between “venomous” and “poisonous” exists mainly as enrichment for annoying people who like to hear themselves talk
If it’s beneath the Earth’s crust it’s poison, once it reaches the surface it just becomes sparkling venom.
I thought it was poisonous if it was from the cave ceiling but venomous if it grew from the bottom?
actually it’s poisonous while it’s burning up in the atmosphere but it’s venomous once it strikes the Earth’s surface
Because TF community doesn’t know how to normally find old generation of Shattered Glass, I want myself to introduce the products of it. Only titles but I would gladly give a links if you need. Sooo… We have -
1. Shattered expectations (little comic debute for 1 April)
2. Transformers timelines #3 (comic)
3. Dungeons and dinobots (novel)
4. Do over (novel)
5. The desert heat (comic, but not really important. Just two pages)
6. Eye in the sky (novel)
7. Blitzwing bop (novel)
8. Transformers collector’s club #25-#29 (comic)
9. Transhuman (novel)
10. Transformers timelines #7 (comic)
11. Beast wars shattered glass (comic)
12. Coalescence (novel)
13. Transformers collector’s club #60-#66 (comic)
Hope I helped you . Also I want to say that novels here are reeaaaly good. Well, that’s just my opinion. Also old SG have some crossovers and one little comic I couldn’t find anywhere
how many eggs can you hold in your hand at once without creating an egg disaster? my high score is six
@bakedpercent Fuck With Me
fuck with me and my eight eggs. i dare you
you coward. you come here unable to match my skill and accuse me of resting my hand on the cutting board. you’re going to rue this day for the rest of your fucking life.
YOU DIDNT KNOW I AM POWERED BY PURE SPITE DID YOU???
BEHOLD:
11 LARGE EGGS 2 FEET ABOVE THE CARTON!!! ID LIKE TO SEE YOUR COWARD ASS DO THAT ANON
NOW FACE MY BLASTS
Michael bay: His name is Jetfire.
Hasbro: His name is Jetfire.
IDW: His name is Jetfire.
Series: His name is Jetfire.The fandom: