#ikemem dazai

[After Isaac tries to bite MC on her first night at the mansion]

Dazai: So what do we do?!

Arthur: There’s only one thing to do!

MC:Eh?!

Dazai:-holds MC with his arms-

Arthur: We have to enduce amnesia! -picks up a bat- Hold her!

Comte: That’s enough, you two. Leave assault and battery to the professionals…

Dazai: What are you, made of ice? How can you be so calm about this?!

Arthur: Look! Newt is so deep in shock he’s regressing!

Isaac:-hugging his knees and crying in a corner-