#ikemen isaac

Dazai: What if ducks threw breads back at you? :O

Arthur: Then you’ll have to duck

Isaac:…

evil-quartett:

Dazai: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Isaac: Actually Dazai, it’s salt.

Dazai: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Isaac: Uh Dazai, that would be salt.

Dazai: Sodium chloride.

Isaac: *takes salt packer from Dazai*

Isaac:This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

i-am-totally-a-weirdo:

stupidoafofspades:

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Isaac:Hmm…something’s missing today

Sebastian: Master Isaac, I brought your afternoon snack

Isaac:-sigh- That must be it

Sebastian: Today I brought strawberries and…

Isaac: I already told you I hate a-

Sebastian:bananas!

Isaac:oh…

[later]

Arthur: Hey Isaac, do you know what just fell?

Isaac: Please don’t say a-

Arthur: Me! because I just fell in love!

Issac:Oh…

[much later]

Isaac:-sigh-

Dazai: Hey, Ai-kun! Look what I brought you -throws an apple-

Isaac: You know? I was having a really good day before you brought this apple

Dazai: Well then give it to me

Isaac:

Isaac: No, it’s mine now…thanks

Isaac: I have a mommy kink

MC: So…I supposed to act like your mom?

Isaac:…yes

MC: Why are all these damn dishes in the sink?!

Isaac:…

MC: I took 5 pregnancy tests… and they all came out positive

Arthur: Do you know what it means, Newt?

Jean:-gasp- Are you going to have five children?

Isaac, panicking: HOW ARE WE GOING TO RAISE 5 CHILDREN?!

[In a escape room]

Arthur: We need to find the murder weapon

Isaac: I found a rope!

Arthur: I found a revolver

Theo: There’s a dagger-

Dazai: And a BANANA!

Arthur:

Theo:

Isaac:

Arthur: And HOW do you kill someone with a banana, Dazai?

Dazai: Maybe the victim is allergic to it!

Isaac: Who is allergic to bananas?!

Dazai: Lots of people!

Theo: Name one!

Dazai:NO

“OUR NEWT”? You two were married all this time and you didn’t tell me?!

Arthur, with little Isaac in his arms: Oh yes, his mother just abandoned us and left us empty-handed -kisses his head- It would help us a lot if you gave us a coin to return hom-

Lady: Oh, you poor things. Here is a coin

MC: Ahem. Arthur, I just went to the store to buy a juice for Isaac… Why are you telling everyone that I abandoned you? We are not even his parents

Arthur: Umm…because I miss yo-

Little Isaac:Money!

Lil Isaac: I’m bored

Comte, with a lot of paperwork to do: Right, ummm…how about we play hide and seek? I count and you hide

Lil Isaac: Yes! You’ll never find me!

Comte:I’m counting on it

[5 hours later]

Lil Isaac, hidden: I must be very good at hiding

Ikevamp boys in a hotel

Room 1

Theo: Ugh, the bathroom smells really bad. William, was it yo-

Vincent: Oh, I’m sorry, my tummy hurt

Theo:

William: I don’t know which is funnier, the situation or that he is frozen in place looking for a way to blame me for this

Room 2

Dazai, sitting on the bed: It’s time

Isaac sleepily: What? Don’t tell me we’re late for the tour-

Dazai: It’s time -falls asleep again-

Isaac: Time for what?!

Arthur, throwing a pillow: Newt, will you shut up? Its 3 am

Isaac:B-but

Room 3

Leonardo: Buongiorno, ‘Le Comte’. How did you sleep?

Comte: I woke up many times in the night because someone was snoring too much

Leonardo: I don’t snore

Comte: I was about to cover your face with a pillow

Sebastian: You snore too, Le Comte. I daresay you two had a snoring competition last night…

Arthur: We already fed you and changed your diaper. What else do you want?! Just go to sleep!

MC’s baby:-cries-

Isaac: Maybe we should sing them something like a lullaby!

Theo, in a monotonous voice: Rock-a-bye, baby; on the treetop; when the wind blows; the cradle will rock! OH PLEASE GO TO SLEEP

MC’s Baby:-cries harder-

Arthur: This is not working!

Dazai: Obviously it’s because you’re not putting on a good show

Arthur, Theo, Isaac:…

[5 minutes later]

The four dressed and dancing as Backstreet Boys:Tell me why! Why don’t you want to sleep? Tell me why! If I already fed you! Tell me why! I never wanna hear you say: I don’t want to go to sleep!

MC’s baby:…?????-keeps crying-

[After Isaac tries to bite MC on her first night at the mansion]

Dazai: So what do we do?!

Arthur: There’s only one thing to do!

MC:Eh?!

Dazai:-holds MC with his arms-

Arthur: We have to enduce amnesia! -picks up a bat- Hold her!

Comte: That’s enough, you two. Leave assault and battery to the professionals…

Dazai: What are you, made of ice? How can you be so calm about this?!

Arthur: Look! Newt is so deep in shock he’s regressing!

Isaac:-hugging his knees and crying in a corner-

Arthur: Only idiots think they are sure of what they say

Dazai: Are you sure?

Arthur:Completely

Isaac:-facepalm-

Little Isaac:-wakes up and check the time- JEAN! JEAAAN!

Little Jean, waking up: Huh? What’s wrong?

Isaac: IT’S 9:30!

Jean: WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T THEY WAKE US UP TO GO TO SCHOOL?!

Isaac: I DON’T KNOW! MAYBE THEY OVERSLEPT!!

Jean: GET DRESSED QUICKLY

Isaac, violently entering the room:PAPA!!

Jean: IT’S 9:30!!

Leonardo, suddenly waking up: Wha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOU SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL

Isaac and Jean: WE KNOW!!

Leonardo, putting on his pants: GET IN A CARRIAGE, I WILL DRIVE YOU

Jean and Isaac: QUICKLY, PAPA!

Comte, putting on a dressing gown: …where are you going?

Leonardo, Isaac and Jean: TO SCHOOL!

Comte:

Comte: It’s Sunday!!

littlewitty:

Leonardo:*watching da Vinci code* heheh *smirking cockily*

Comte:what?

Leonardo: all they have to do to open it i-

Seb:NO! With all due respect… SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS

I can almost hear Isaac being like

Because one of the two reasons he is mentioned in the book/movie is when they have to find a password…and it is A-P-P-L-E.

M.I.S— Mozart, Isaac, Sebastian