Jean: *to Mozart, lying facedown on the bed, regreting everything* … And then I called him “dad”.

Comte: *to Leonardo, on the verge of tears* … And then he called me “dad”.

Real estate agent: So this here is the master bedroom…

Comte: Any ghosts?

Real estate agent:Pardon?

Comte: Does the mansion have any ghosts?

Real estate agent: Oh no, no!

Comte: You sure?

Real estate agent: Yes, I’m sure. No ghosts here.

Comte:Alright…

Real estate agent: You want the ghosts?

Comte: I want friends, ok? I don’t care if they are dead or alive.

Comte: It’s a big mansion, I could use some company.

*inside a space rocket *

Isaac: This big red button is the one you press to launch.

Dazai: Ooh BIG RED BUTTON!!! *presses the button*

Napoleon: Hey, I think we’re launching!!!

Comte: Oh my God! Everyone, strap yourself in! Jean, hold my hand!

Jean: No, thank you. I’d prefer to die giving you the finger.

Mozart: If this is what it takes to get us out of France, fine.

Leonardo: If we don’t get this shuttle out of orbit, we’re going to run out of oxygen and die.

MC: Is failure an option?

Comte: No, it’s not.

MC: Ah, that was my suggestion.

Sebastian: Uh, okay, okay. Erm try this, hit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. Then we’ll have unlimited lives.

Shakespeare: *sits in pilot chair*

Isaac: What are you doing?

Shakespeare: Saving our lives.

Theo: Aw, I wish he didn’t say that. Now I’m kinda rooting against him.

Arthur: Oh, look! It says autopilot’s engaged.

Vincent: Good for him, I’m glad he’s found someone.

ashavazesa:

ashavazesa:

TO BE CONTINUE

So… what do you think she will do to him?

HAPPY (BELATED) CHINESE VALENTINE’S DAY 5/20

I read from @ana-thedaydreamer post (source) about Chinese Valentine’s Day and seeing her gorgeous art made me want to create my version with mon chér (yes I know I can’t help being this obsessed with him *hides*).

ButTHERE WILL BE TWO MORE PANELS TO COME and I’ll be uploading them on MAY 23 (Japan’s Kiss Day)!! So please stay tuned and see the next move from this adorkable couple! XD

ASHAAAAAA I can feel the ((U W U))

This is so so adorable

I just know 23rd May is Japan’s Kiss Day , I need to get busy

cow-goes-moozart:

Vlad: So say I killed somebody.

Comte: Where’s the body?

Vlad: This is hypothetical!

Comte: And I’m not an idiot. Where’s the body?

Vlad:

Vlad: In the freezer, but-

The IkeVamp’s April fools card from 2020.

oceannyyy:

its-dragonwilbert:

hallowsivy:

I can’t believe I took the time to make this LMAO - bye

And if someone somehow doesn’t know this reference, please watch this masterpiece omg: https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY

I-

YES

i’m crying

weird-profiterole:

iphigeniainaulis:

I’M WHEEZING OMG-

ashavazesa:

reroseshi:

YEEEESSSSSS CONGRATS LEOOOO~

(@ashavazesa YOUR MAN ENDED UP 2ND!!!!✊✊ )

YEEEEEESSSSSS AND HE’S WINNING THE “SPOIL ME SILLY” CATEGORY AND RANKED 4 IN “TAKE ME TONIGHT” CATEGORY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I still can’t believe this ugh my monsieur in fact being loved by lots of maiden aaaaaaaaa I can’t be more happier than this thank yoouuu @reroseseshin❣️

Yessssssss!!!❤❤❤

And you’re welcome chère @ashavazesa~❣