#source family guy
Riku: You can’t catch me, Gay Thoughts!
Ansem, possessing him: Oh yes we can
*inside a space rocket *
Isaac: This big red button is the one you press to launch.
Dazai: Ooh BIG RED BUTTON!!! *presses the button*
Napoleon: Hey, I think we’re launching!!!
Comte: Oh my God! Everyone, strap yourself in! Jean, hold my hand!
Jean: No, thank you. I’d prefer to die giving you the finger.
Mozart: If this is what it takes to get us out of France, fine.
Leonardo: If we don’t get this shuttle out of orbit, we’re going to run out of oxygen and die.
MC: Is failure an option?
Comte: No, it’s not.
MC: Ah, that was my suggestion.
Sebastian: Uh, okay, okay. Erm try this, hit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. Then we’ll have unlimited lives.
Shakespeare: *sits in pilot chair*
Isaac: What are you doing?
Shakespeare: Saving our lives.
Theo: Aw, I wish he didn’t say that. Now I’m kinda rooting against him.
Arthur: Oh, look! It says autopilot’s engaged.
Vincent: Good for him, I’m glad he’s found someone.
Source: Family Guy (yes, this is real)
Source:Family Guy
Adam: Doctor Faust, please don’t do this! You can’t make him acknowledge me legally!
Dr. Faust: *pulls out an épée* I just want to talk to him!
Adam: Wh-why do you have a sword?
Dr. Faust: I just want to talk to him.
Adam: Doctor, this is ridiculous!
Dr. Faust: I just want to talk to him.
Adam: Put that sword away!
Dr. Faust: I just want to talk to him.
Adam: What do you even mean?
Dr. Faust: I just want to talk to him.
Adam: You, wait, it’s not his fault! It was an accident!
Dr. Faust: I just want to stab him-I just want to talk to him!
Adam: You can’t stab him!
