#ikevamp osamu dazai
Dazai: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Dazai: Oh my god, is this expired?
Dazai: *Takes another sip of milk*
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Theft of the Umeboshi
a Dazai art
This would be canon
Vlad: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Arthur: you seem familiar, have I fucked you before?
Mc : you seem familiar , have I provided therapy to you before?
OMG
Comte: you seem familiar, have I brought you to 19th century Paris before?
Dazai: You seem familiar, have I broken through your window before?
Sebastian: How would you like your pancakes?
Vincent: Plain.
Isaac: With syrup please!
Theo: Chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Dazai: Potatoes.
*Vincent, Isaac, and Theo look at Dazai*
Dazai: What? They’re good.
wanted to test out a new style and this popped into my head
dazai X isaac (osaac? dazaac? DazAi? lol)
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Dazai: Thanks Sebas for not telling le Comte what happened.
Sebastian: *dumbfounded* I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
Comte: Let me show you a picture from last night that really concerns me.
Dazai: Okay, but in my defense, Arthur bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Comte: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
(Family dinner at the mansion)
*quiet conversation*
Dazai: Mint is just cold spicy!
Everyone:…
Theo: Wh-… what the actual hell is wrong with you?
