Attn:

So apparently my life is now a real life porno and I’m in the midst of scheduling a mutual masturbation weekend with a longtime friend of mine and his good friend. I still can’t believe this is my real actual life and it’s been almost a week since the conversation happened. Both dudes are well hung and heavy leakers and holy fuck my clit has been as full attention for DAYS.

So now, I’m playing a very ambitious game.

Edging until The Weekend - which mind you, isn’t even scheduled yet - so by the time there is even a slight suggestion of getting my hands on one of those cocks, I’ll be a wet and desperate mess.

Expect more updates in the coming days.