sailorvixie:

Don’t talk to me or my son again, see!

From the perspective of a captain who did everything right the first time. Space is kinda fucked up.

Like imagine you do everything a good Captain should do. You are able to lead your people to a new and safe planet to colonize. You live out the rest of your days happy and in peace and die with those you love around you.

You wake up. Surrounded by blaring alarms and in a tight cramped space that your are ejected out of. It takes you a moment to realize where you are, back on that shitty spaceship from all those years ago.

You try so many times to stop the loop. Only to be told that you made all the wrong choices, that you are evil and you wanted everyone to die.

And even though you were right the first time. You are blamed for everything that went wrong.

Over

And over

And over again.

passable-talent:

this is literally my theory and even i kinda doubt it but like

i see similarities

I WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO CONNECT THIS BOX WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON LIKE—

I am not immune to Bandit O////O

Wug is SO blorbo from my shows

i’ve only known Wug for about two hours but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone on this ship and then myself

Look at that funky old man go!

This guy looks suspicious but “Chief Eyebrows” here is buff af.

Bring it in buddy!

Jump in again?

Celci was here.

Thanks to @fischyplier for the template.

Don’t talk to me or my son again, see!

The Captain after being yelled at by Wilford:

Stan???

Wow, the first section of Space really is Beat the Crap out of Mark Simulator

yeaimawkward:

I was desperate for a song fr :(