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mr-h-m-bo:

incident-management:

Maitland Ward

Pulling up to your house you notice your young wife lounging by the front window, holding… Is that what you think it is? You’re glad your estate is on private land, though you notice one of the gardeners with a suspiciously large bulge leering at the display until he notices you and shyly looks the other way.

“Evening honey, how was your day?“ Your wife asks as she slowly stretches, causing blood to rush away from your head. You manage to keep your wits long enough to enquire about the… sex toy in her hand.

“Oh this?“ She waves it casually. “One of your… dalliances stopped by. Sara? Selma? S something. It doesn’t matter.“ Your tie suddenly feels very tight as you begin to stammer.

“Oh sweetie, don’t worry. I’m not mad. After all, you forgive my extracurricular activities.“ She waves at the well endowed gardener who blushes and makes a hasty retreat behind some bushes.

“Anyway, Shelia! It was Shelia! Some trashy stripper. Probably from one of those sleazy strip clubs you always do business in. Anyway, she barged in yelling about how you slept with her like I was supposed to care. I think she was trying to blackmail us? When I yawned she threatened to go to the press and I, well, poof!“

“Uhuh,“ I make a mental note to buy that diamond bracelet she wants for our next anniversary. “So are you going to change her back?“

“Eww, no! God, reversing it would be such a pain! And she was basically a glorified fleshlight anyway. I figured we could give her to your pervy nephew who’s always staring at my tits. Or your chief of staff. God knows that prick could stand to blow off some steam.“

She gives a predatory smile waving the sex toy in your general direction. “But before that, wanna have a threesome?”

Kelsey and her friends were smoking outside the doors to the Arts Building at Garnet Hills University when Mr. Legion approached them, “Hey there, ladies, should you really be doing that here?”

“The fuck do you think you are?” One of them snapped. Kelsey was a blonde girl who might have been cute if she hadn’t been so trashy. Mr. Legion could tell that she was the ringleader of the group. Her two friends, Amber and Sammy, were nearly carbon copies of the rebellious blonde. Despite their natural beauty, their looks were ruined by their desire to be like Kelsey. They wore the same slutty outfits and, judging from their laughter, both seemed to get a kick out of Kelsey’s show of defiance.

Mr. Legion quickly decided that he wasn’t going to let this girl speak to him like this. Better yet, he wanted to make an example out of her. “Well, aren’t you a perfect lady,” he said, his words dripping in sarcasm. 

“Fuck off, loser,” Kelsey spat back at him, as her followers snickered behind her.

“You know, Kelsey,” Mr. Legion began speaking. The girl’s eyes growing wide with surprise as he said her name, “I was just thinking about how you girls should really be using your mouths for better things.” As he spoke to the girl, a devilish spark flashed in his eyes, "In fact, since you’re the little leader here, I wish that you would become a nice, thick dildo for your dumb pornstar friends here to suck on constantly.”

He laughed as Kelsey’s friends turned into a pair of cute, barely legal starlets. Their bitchy exteriors faded and were replaced with sweet, innocent girl-next-door looks that contrasted with their reputation as dirty cumsluts. Their realities shifted as, suddenly, they were now two of the most popular young pornstars on the internet. Men and women everywhere loved seeing the nubile lovers debase themselves in various naughty ways. 

Kelsey, meanwhile, cried out as her body stiffened and she shrank into a long, clear sex toy. The toy fell into a pile of clothes where the bitchy co-ed had been standing. Seemingly unaware that their friend had vanished, Amber picked the toy up from the pile of clothes the former ringleader had been wearing. Without hesitation, the two girls each put an end of their transformed friend into their mouths. Their eyes instantly becoming glassy and vacant as they sucked on the toy mindlessly.

Mr. Legion smiled, content with lesson he had taught them. “I believe you two need to get to work,” he said as he snapped his fingers, sending Amber and Sammy to their new bedroom, where the former troublemakers sucked their toy as hundreds of people watched them online.

Heya sexy! So, um, y'know how you always say that you’d wanna fuck Lexi? Well, like, we had lunch today and she said she was gonna be alone for Valentine’s Day. That made me really really sad ‘cause she seemed lonely and she’s, like, my bestie and she should totes be getting fucked all the time. But then I had the best idea and I asked her if she wanted to have a three-way. I was super excited but she said no and it totally bummed me out ‘cause I really wanted to get you something special.

But then I got, like, another idea and I gave her the special juice that makes me all bimbo and sexy and stuff. I dunno what happened but she turned inta this instead. It’s kinda hot and her pussy feels super good! I know it’s not, like, a real threesome, but we should totally still play with her!

BNHA: Momo’s Intimate Capture

$15 patron sketch for the October-only special where $15 Halloween-themed requests were full color! You can’t get full color anymore, but now $15 gets you flat color

This month (until Nov 30th) on my Patreon, $10 will get you a non-color sketch and$15 will get you flat color.