#incorrect bmc quotes
George!Michael: Who are you?
Troy!Michael: I’m you, but a twink.
Michael: Everyone in this room is gay!
Michael:
Michael: Wait a minute-
Squip:Shotgun!
Jeremy: Ugh, but you had it on the way h-
Squip, loading a shotgun: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat.
Christine: A guy that I’d kinda be into…
Jeremy: A guy that I’d kinda be into…
Jeremy, under his breath: is Michael-
Christine: Did you say something?
Jeremy:Nope-
*Jeremy and Michael, both hitting that fat blunt in his mothers’ basement*
Michael:Bro.
Jeremy: What bro?
Michael: Toast is just bread cooked twice.
Jeremy:…bro…
Christine: A guy that I’d kinda be into is… Jake.
Squip: That’s now how you pronounce “Jeremy”.
Jeremy: To the left!
Michael, driving and high off his ass: Take it back now y’all.
Michael: *fucking crashes the car*