#jeremy x michael
Michael: Michael makes an entrance!
Jeremy: Into my heart.
Christine: A guy that I’d kinda be into…
Jeremy: A guy that I’d kinda be into…
Jeremy, under his breath: is Michael-
Christine: Did you say something?
Jeremy:Nope-
*Jeremy and Michael, both hitting that fat blunt in his mothers’ basement*
Michael:Bro.
Jeremy: What bro?
Michael: Toast is just bread cooked twice.
Jeremy:…bro…
Jeremy: To the left!
Michael, driving and high off his ass: Take it back now y’all.
Michael: *fucking crashes the car*
you’re my favorite person ! !
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