#incorrect captive prince
*Texting*
Damen: I’m sorry, I’m gonna be an hour late.
Laurent, who’s still in his bed and forgot they were even supposed to have a date: You always do this, you barbarian.
Laurent, at his own feelings: You want me to like Damen?? The thing that killed my brother??
Laurent:I like my men like I like my coffee
Everyone:dark and strong?
Laurent:unethically imported from foreign nations
#but yes also dark and strong #1000 situations where Nik wanted to punch him (castleoftheheart)
Border guard guy: we’re looking for Damianos of Akielios
Laurent’s brain: play dumb
Laurent: who’s Damianos of Akielios????
Laurent’s brain: not that dumb!
I posted 63 times in 2021
58 posts created (92%)
5 posts reblogged (8%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1posts.
I added 589 tags in 2021
- #captive prince- 62 posts
- #captiveprince- 62 posts
- #capri- 62 posts
- #incorrect quotes- 61 posts
- #laurent- 58 posts
- #laurent of vere- 58 posts
- #damen- 57 posts
- #damianos of akielos- 57 posts
- #damen x laurent- 56 posts
- #lamen- 56 posts
Longest Tag: 77 characters
#i know it’s not quite in character for all of them but i couldn’t help myself
MyTop Posts in 2021
#5
Damen: Okay, truth or dare?
Laurent:Truth
Damen: How many hours have you slept this week?
Laurent:
Laurent:…Dare
Damen: Go to bed.
Laurent: I don’t like this game.
427 notes • Posted 2021-06-01 11:00:57 GMT
#4
Laurent: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Damen: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Laurent: Absolutely not.
437 notes • Posted 2021-06-03 11:00:57 GMT
#3
Laurent: I’m going to take you out
Damen: great, it’s a date!
Laurent: I meant that as a threat.
Damen: See you at five!
461 notes • Posted 2021-05-31 11:01:06 GMT
#2
Laurent: So you like cats?
Damen:Yeah.
Laurent: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
480 notes • Posted 2021-07-17 11:00:44 GMT
#1
Laurent: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Damen: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Laurent: But you’re always acting stupid?
Damen:…
Damen: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Hehe poor Damen. (Insp.)