#incorrect danganronpa
tenko: I pray to the gods you’re uncomfortable, miserable even
angie: why ? is it because you want to take care of me and nurse me back to health ? to show me love and tenderness ? it’s ok. I know
Kokichi, with the Twitter handle @ main_gov: happy to announce the new official flag of the great state of maine!
(an image of the rainbow pride flag)
Kiyotaka: Who gave the authority to change the flag? What position do you hold with @ main_gov? I am interested in meeting. You choose
Kokichi: Hello Kiyotaka! Actually, I didn’t change the flag. It was a direct act from the state of government.
Kiyotaka: Is there someone I could call for more information?
Kokichi: Thanks for the question. No there is not.
Mahiru: Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min
Tenko: (the text above, but with certain parts redacted) Lesbians will see a girl and lose it
Kaito: tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666. like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that? nah man I’m out
Kokichi: damn an whats the numbers on the front
her (Maki): our space heater died
Kaito: me (trying not to panic): the… the sun?
Tsumugi: when manga characters add a ♡ to their speech… i wish i could do that
Kaede: You can. Just put a little love in your voice. Smile. People hear it.
Miu: Moan
(about Izuru) he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime
Tenko: stop having casual sex with men
Kokichi: i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer
nagito: mmmmmm yummy Benadryl makes me see shadow people mmmmmmmmm
mikan (as the official Benadryl Twitter account): Hello, we’d like to learn more about your experience as this shouldn’t happen. Please DM us, thank you!
Kokichi: if I was a court jester I’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then I’d sit in his lap. then he would say I’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
Kokichi: how could he NOT fall in love with me though like I am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. I have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
Shuichi: op this is so fucking funny
Kokichi: (a painting of a man in red court jester garb, sitting on a chair and smiling as he points behind him with his thumb.)
Kokichi: All part of the plan
Korekiyo: my liege why does thine jester call you babygirl
Makoto: she’s letting me fuck because I’m adorkable
Miu: you’re unable to out of this one whore.
Rantaro: can’t tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the irs saying this to me
Korekiyo: i’d love to study you
Mahiru: some of you need to get the masculine urge to do your laundry. work on that
Kaede: Writing tip: if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
Kokichi: i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.
Kaede: sorry i wasn’t talking to you i think
kazuichi: Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.
kazuichi: don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.
(about Gonta): guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time
(about Kokichi): guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but he’s talking shit about the other guy like he’s winning
(About Nagito) damn girl there is something very wrong with you! I am captivated and intrigued by your distressing aura and your rabid charm.
Kaede, about Rantaro: Last night I told a guy he looked like he listened to Fall Out Boy and he was like “what’s your name again?” and when I told him he leaned over and said “Kaede, can you do me a favor? Can you fucking shoot me?”
Teruteru: i love making people laugh . its like ….. u liked that didnt u lol
Hajime, about Nagito: *sighs dreamily* what is Wrong with him
