The SDR2 Cast as Things My Roommates and I Have Said: 3rd Year Edition
Hajime: Well, techincally, great success is possible if your standards for judging me are low enough.
Komaeda: Every morning I wake up to the birds outside my window singing and think, “Wow… God really should not have let me live another day.”
Chiaki: That’s right, bitch. My favorite villager asked to move out and I only cried twice. I am a hardcore gamer!
Mikan: I don’t even know why I’m crying at this point. I just had nothing better to do with my time.
Mahiru: Wait, I need to take a photo of this moment like a mom on her kid’s first day of school.
Fuyuhiko: *eating cereal out of a plastic cup* I’m not admitting that I am short… but I am going to need you to put the bowls on a lower shelf.
Peko: Ah, but what is life if not the chance to die meaninglessly for someone else?
Gundham: Why doesn’t Bunny the talking dog have buttons that can say “mortal chains” and “exorcism”? These are the basics of language.
Sonia: We’re going to put [other roommate] in her own corner— the religious corner— and then the Cool Kids™️ and I are going to talk about the practicalities of cult sacrifice.
Kazuichi: *looking at a chair that came pre-assembled* Look at us! We built this all by ourselves! Go, team!
Hiyoko: I hate you! I hate your face! And I hate Matthew Morrison! That’s not relevant, I just want to state it as much as possible.
Nekomaru: YEAH! Let’s go, ladies, it’s time to exercise those delts! *mumbled* Whatever those are…
Twogami: I don’t even know who you are anymore. Wait… or was it who I am? What was the line, I forgot it—
Ibuki: I’m gay. You’re gay. She’s gay. What are we even doing here?
Teruteru: I’m not saying your soup is bad! I’m just saying I genuinely don’t think it can be classified as soup anymore.
Akane: How do I get this pasta weight to go directly to my boobs… asking for a friend, of course.
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Monokuma: How dare you changed the rules of the game I spent about 15 seconds thinking of? I’m offended.
Monomi: *in a Hot Topic* I don’t even want to be here!! I thought we were going to Build-A-Bear!
AI Junko: And so I was like, fuck it. They’re all ready to die anyway, right?
Kamakura: I could probably kill God if I was interested in doing anything.
DR1 Cast as Things My Roommates and I Have Said: 2nd Year Addition
Makoto:Literally no one here is okay. This includes me. I’m not fine. I am very full of anxiety. Please help me.
Kyoko:You don’t have to be a detective to know that you’re a piece of shit.
Togami: Oh, we are WELLpast the point of discovering I’m an asshole. You don’t get to be surprised.
Aoi: I really wanted dessert, but I didn’t have anything in the house… so I just went downstairs and ate an entire jar of sprinkles. Do you think I’ll die??
Mondo: *in the background, chanted without emotion* What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuc-
Chihiro: I am very frightened and would like to go home, and also a pinata. I have been good and I deserve one. That is all. Thank you for your time.
Ishimaru:Hey, y’all! I know it’s not cool to follow rules in this wasteland God has abandoned, but I must inform you that the laws of physics do still remain in place the next time you decide to attempt to throw an entire loaf of bread onto the balcony.
Sakura:I am not usually an angry person… but you, sir, fill me with an absolutely ungodly amount of rage.
Hifumi:Told a girl on Bumble that she looked like this one cat girl in an anime… no response so far, but I’ll keep you posted.
Celeste:I’m neither smart or hard-working enough to be getting an A in this class, but I am an incrediblygood liar.
Sayaka:Can whoever is singing Taylor Swift’s “Haunted” in the basement this loudly at 2 A.M. learn to hit the notes? I don’t care about the noise, but girl, you ain’t doing this song justice.
Leon:Oh, come on! Do I look like the kind of person who people are going to care about if they died during this?
Hagakure:The stars said we’re either going to get to stay for another six weeks or we’ll be going home tomorrow… so… I’m honestly more confused than when I started.
Toko:I’m just going to stay in the library with my book and hope I die there!
Junko:*while clapping*Say it with me! Pretty! Girls! Can! Commit! Arson!!
Mukuro:*holding a knife* If you don’t stop being stupid, this is going to stop being called “the kitchen” and start being called “the place they found that dude’s body one time”.
