#incorrect dnd quotes

He doesn’t have hair

[ID: A textual image in which Kobold states “Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products”. The meme then states *sprays hairspray into mouth* before transitioning to Kobold saying “Well, right off the bat I could tell you this one is not very good

[Image: A discussion between a generic wizard and Kobold. The wizard compliments the inscription on Kobold’s bone dagger. Kobold thanks them, and explains the dagger is his magic focus. The wizard inquires about what it means, to which Kobold explains that he has no idea what it says, as he cannot read the inscription.”

He becomes pure chaos when given way too much coffee. Or any at all really.

[Image ID: Contains two images, the one on the left depicts a man holding roughly 5 swords, with two others next to him, while the one on the right depicts that same man in bed, crying, while the same set of swords appears to be attached to a wall next to his bed. It contains the text “Kobold, who drank way too much coffee stealing a shit load swords:” [sic] and below that more text reading “Kobold waking up in the morning with a shit load of swords”]

Kobold, the elf/kobold hybrid who’s scales change color over time without his consent, and also when exposed to strong magic, raised in a cave for like 30 years by psychic mushrooms.

[Image ID: A picture of four cats eating cat food on some manner of porch, patio, or other outdoor wooden platform. They are joined in their meal by a possum, and all five are staring towards the camera. It contains text saying “When your character is extremely weird, but the party likes them anyways” as well as a watermark for someone going by “beauty and mockery” who I do not know anything about]

Kobold, the friendly neighborhood arcane trickster

[Image ID: A man asks another man who they are and how they got into the room, to which the second man replies by explaining that he is a rogue and he is a rogue. There is a cat in the picture, but it is unrelated]

Fun Gus is best mushroom dragon. Probably also the only one in the setting. Also doesn’t actually EXIST yet. But I love him anyways.

[Image ID: A twitter post, edited to contain a discussion between Misha and Kobold about pancakes, Misha is confused, and asks Kobold why he is making pancakes, as they just ate. Kobold responds by explaining that the pancakes are for his pet mushroom dragon, Fun Gus. Misha then asks why he’s making pancakes for his dragon, to which Kobold responds that Fun Gus does not know how to make pancakes]

Note: As far as I know, he’s not ACTUALLY going to become a god, this is a joke about that time he read like 50 books in one night via the magic of drinking like 12 times his body weight in coffee

@pizzarollsandpokemon who plays Irenar, made this

I just… really like this idea, okay? Ignore the fact the dragon is probably larger than he is.

Sadly, still don’t have dergon. But Soon, hopefully

Kobold is basically this lol

Lady Spritzer is one of the many NPCs. Taught Kobold a magic, is related to Val, helped us with some other stuff, runs a monastery, but doesn’t canonically have a blender as far as I’m aware.  Kobold would TOTALLY blend and drink toast though NGL, he’s just like that.

Kobold very Aroace.

[id: A series of text reading “Someone trying to bully Kobold: you’re gonna die a virgin haha” followed by more text reading “Kobold’s AroAce ass:” Below that is a picture of some probably cringe white man in a suit on what has to be one of the ugliest “comedy” show backgrounds ever made, it’s all red and yellow stripes going into what looks like a giant wooden barrel??? either way the image is captioned with “First off, get out of here with your facts.” /id]

Friendship

[ID: a twitter post, with it’s pfp replaced by a smiley face, it’s name replaced with “Kobold” and it’s handle replaced with koboldstophat, featuring text reading “There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your 4 party members, and various pets /ID]