#dnd memes
Part 3 of the Hierarch Modron Lore and Stat Videos being released on my channel today.
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPcFsxfrenLv_Nx0oxSmBhA
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I love this meme so much and I have the perfect, extremely haunted character to use it on
Changeling druid.
Transform into a party member, transform into their familiar, become the being of pure chaos you know you were meant to be!
Since my bardlock (college of spirits and undead patron) Syori is probably one of the best and most fun characters I’ve ever played I thought I’d try and post some more concepts with an equally spooky theme!
- Using more of Van Richten’s Guide to Ravenloft: Kalashtar that uses the reborn stats, but instead of remembering a past life they’re the spirit the original Kalashtar was connected to and are trying to keep their friend’s memory alive. I like the idea of them being a grave domain cleric, but you can do pretty much whatever class combos you want.
- Undead warlock or death domain cleric in a Curse of Strahd campaign with Strahd as their patron. Make them get super excited over all the vampire stuff, but don’t let the party know who their patron is. As the campaign continues and they slowly learn how awful Strahd is they can start to go against him. Don’t use this to team up with Strahd, players joining the bbeg is a no-no unless the WHOLE GROUP is okay with it.
- Dhampir who was turned by Strahd long ago and has finally managed to return to Barovia for revenge. If you don’t wanna go the Strahd theme they can basically have been turned by any powerful vampire in the world setting.
- undead druid of spores who is basically a zombie and refuses to die until their body is either completely destroyed or they’re able to finish their life’s quest (whatever that may be).
- Undead warlock whose patron is your character that died earlier in the campaign.
Yet if I were a young man traveling in a foreign country where religious villagers kept warning me not to visit a mysterious nobleman (but refused to even speak of what precisely was so scandalous about his nature) my first thought would be less “the Count is a supernatural being who will murder me and my loved ones” and more “the Count is an infamous homosexual and the repressed villagers fear for my chastity, I am surely in danger of seduction ”
This is me and my friends playing Curse of Strahd and the dm is concerned by our lack of fear for the good dark lord himself.
*blam*
Kallina has 0 fucks left to give these days.
Trying to find a (digital) painting style that satisfies me creatively while also allowing me the results I want. Getting there I think
Boom, cut those cyborgs up.
Crit Fail
That is GENIUS
PC: Ever seen a girl with pencils in her hair?? Like that
100% ingredients
Percy: mom said it’s my turn to use the xbox
His siblings’ dead corpses:(X_X)
Percival: *fist pumps* sweet! Now that everyone’s dead I can finally play fortnite by myself! *dabs*
Cassandra: *breaks his jaw with a controller*
He doesn’t have hair
[ID: A textual image in which Kobold states “Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products”. The meme then states *sprays hairspray into mouth* before transitioning to Kobold saying “Well, right off the bat I could tell you this one is not very good
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[Image: A discussion between a generic wizard and Kobold. The wizard compliments the inscription on Kobold’s bone dagger. Kobold thanks them, and explains the dagger is his magic focus. The wizard inquires about what it means, to which Kobold explains that he has no idea what it says, as he cannot read the inscription.”
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He becomes pure chaos when given way too much coffee. Or any at all really.
[Image ID: Contains two images, the one on the left depicts a man holding roughly 5 swords, with two others next to him, while the one on the right depicts that same man in bed, crying, while the same set of swords appears to be attached to a wall next to his bed. It contains the text “Kobold, who drank way too much coffee stealing a shit load swords:” [sic] and below that more text reading “Kobold waking up in the morning with a shit load of swords”]
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Kobold, the elf/kobold hybrid who’s scales change color over time without his consent, and also when exposed to strong magic, raised in a cave for like 30 years by psychic mushrooms.
[Image ID: A picture of four cats eating cat food on some manner of porch, patio, or other outdoor wooden platform. They are joined in their meal by a possum, and all five are staring towards the camera. It contains text saying “When your character is extremely weird, but the party likes them anyways” as well as a watermark for someone going by “beauty and mockery” who I do not know anything about]
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Kobold, the friendly neighborhood arcane trickster
[Image ID: A man asks another man who they are and how they got into the room, to which the second man replies by explaining that he is a rogue and he is a rogue. There is a cat in the picture, but it is unrelated]
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Fun Gus is best mushroom dragon. Probably also the only one in the setting. Also doesn’t actually EXIST yet. But I love him anyways.
[Image ID: A twitter post, edited to contain a discussion between Misha and Kobold about pancakes, Misha is confused, and asks Kobold why he is making pancakes, as they just ate. Kobold responds by explaining that the pancakes are for his pet mushroom dragon, Fun Gus. Misha then asks why he’s making pancakes for his dragon, to which Kobold responds that Fun Gus does not know how to make pancakes]
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Note: As far as I know, he’s not ACTUALLY going to become a god, this is a joke about that time he read like 50 books in one night via the magic of drinking like 12 times his body weight in coffee
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I just… really like this idea, okay? Ignore the fact the dragon is probably larger than he is.
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Lady Spritzer is one of the many NPCs. Taught Kobold a magic, is related to Val, helped us with some other stuff, runs a monastery, but doesn’t canonically have a blender as far as I’m aware. Kobold would TOTALLY blend and drink toast though NGL, he’s just like that.
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