#incorrect dps quotes
pitts: todd
todd: yea
pitts: you know when you feel awkward and everything around you just seems awkward
todd:
todd: i definitely know the feeling, yes.
neil: woah, last night we were soo drunk. i even dreamt we were kissing, me and todd, ahaha! how stupid!
todd: yeah, i did too!! such a coincidence!
pitts:
pitts: charlie please
charlie, wheezing: you’re NOT telling them
charlie: hey meeks, can you do me a favour?
meeks: sorry, I will bleed for better reasons this year.
charlie: no problems!
cameron: *walks in*
charlie: one problem!
meeks: so? what’s the problem?
neil: well meeks… i think… i’m in love with a… monster.
meeks: what? what kind of monster?
neil: well, you know, those big ones with claws and scales that write poetry… cmon those ones.
meeks: i see… wait- poetry?
todd, entering the room with a reptile pajama on while brushing his teeth: why are you guys lookin at me like that
meeks:
meeks: first of all neil that’s a reptile
todd: what if nobody actually likes me at the end?
neil:
todd:
neil:
neil: are you fucking kidding
charlie: todd, here’s what you have to do if someone annoyes you: shoot ‘em.
todd:
todd: shoot ‘em?
charlie: …politely?
todd: charlie that’s not how being polite works
