#incorrect euphoria

Maddy: I made coffee with an energy drink instead of water

Nate: How do you feel?

Maddy: My heart stopped beating two hours ago

Rue: You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

Rue: Times new ramen

Kat: I sent this to Lexi and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling

McKay: I woke up at 3 am today to put spiders in Nate’s bed

Cassie: I wish I cared about anything half as much as you care about ruining his life

Rue: Yoink is the opposite of yeet, but just as fast

Jules: The lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away

Lexi: I feel like I’m having a stroke

Ethan: Kat yelled at me

Ethan: So I got in the car, drove to McDonald’s and got some ice cream

Ethan: I’m lactose intolerant :^(

Kat: What the fuck-

Kat: Why are you guys out in the rain?

Jules: I love splashing in puddles!

Rue: I’m trying to get hit by a lightning

Rue: Lexi, when you die do you promise to haunt me?

Lexi: Bitch I’m gonna be banging around your kitchen until your dramatic ass joins me

Cassie: I either need a coffee or a kick in the face

Lexi: I can help

Cassie: I don’t see any coffee in your hand

Lexi: :D

McKay: When I was younger Nate told me that the paper strips in chocolate kisses were edible and I was eating them with the chocolate for a year

Cassie: Oh, they are

McKay: For real?

Cassie: …why would you fall for that again?

Cassie: Sleepy sounds way more cuter than tired, so we are all gonna start using sleepy instead

Maddy: Honestly bestie, I’m so sleepy of your bullshit

Jules: What if we went into that abandoned building and I had my body ripped apart by a demon?

Kat: Ok, but what if we didn’t?

Rue: Self-care is drinking 12 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with god

Jules: Self-care is drinking 12 pots of coffee and winning a knife fight against god

Kat: Self-care is drinking 12 pots of coffee with god

Ethan: …may i suggest a soothing bath instead?

Rue, laying on the floor: I just feel like a noodle

Lexi, joining her on the floor and hugging her: Good, I like pasta

Nate: The worst part of parallel parking are the witnesses

Maddy: No witnesses if you’re bad enough at parallel parking

Jules: Sorry I’m late

Kat:What happened?

Jules: Nothing, I just didn’t want to come

Lexi:I can’t express how much I hate fucking bees

Cassie: Then stop fucking bees, it’s a simple solution

Lexi: You know what I meant

Rue: Not after The Bee Movie we don’t

Ethan, texting Kat: *sends a voice message*

Kat, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Ethan: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*Later*

Kat: *presses play*

Ethan’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Jules: I thought Cassie and Maddy fought and weren’t talking to each other

Kat: They’re still not talking

Jules: But they’re hugging each other right now-

Kat: That’s because they get sad when they fight

McKay: It seems like bad things keep happening to me. I think I have bad luck…

Cassie: You don’t have bad luck, McKay. You’re just dumb

Cassie: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Lexi says nice things to me everyday and her love protects me

Rue: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Gia says mean things to me everyday so I’m protected