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Pitt and Tarantino both think they’ve got the next Marilyn Monroe in Sydney, “but it’s a lot more than her talent that’s gotten him hooked.” “She really wowed them both, especially Brad who wants to do more projects with her and spend time off set to get to know her.” “They’ve spoken a few times since the movie wrapped on Nov. 1, 2018 and it’s been intensely friendly between them,“ spilled the insider. "Nobody would be surprised if he asked her out on a date, even though there is that huge age difference.”

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McKay: I woke up at 3 am today to put spiders in Nate’s bed

Cassie: I wish I cared about anything half as much as you care about ruining his life

McKay: When I was younger Nate told me that the paper strips in chocolate kisses were edible and I was eating them with the chocolate for a year

Cassie: Oh, they are

McKay: For real?

Cassie: …why would you fall for that again?

McKay: It seems like bad things keep happening to me. I think I have bad luck…

Cassie: You don’t have bad luck, McKay. You’re just dumb

Kat: What’s the new rule here?

Cassie: No daring McKay to do stupid stuff

Kat: Why?

McKay: *grumpily* Because I have no regard for my personal well-being

Kat: Right

McKay: Friendship is like pissing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth of it.

Nate: I’m not saying it’s a bad analogy, it’s just a really weird one.

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plantbasedmac-deactivated202201:

He is gay honey

Yes he is. And the amount of self hatred Nate exudes is unbelievable. I also think that’s part of the reason he hates his dad so much bc he knows the two of them have this in common and it doesn’t fit the image in Nate’s head of what a man should be. He was more worked up over talking about his friend having sex with Cassie than he was when he was having sex with Cassie.

Randomly thinking about the fact that the guy who took a shit at the party probably didn’t wipe his ass cause there was no toilet paper left

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