#incorrect ikevamp quotes

daisiesandshakes:

Dazai: Jean is in the pool and it seems he’s not waterproof…

Comte:??

Sebastian: I think what he meant to say is that Jean is drowning.

Comte: Oh, okay.

Comte *spits out his tea*: waIT WHAT?

jet-ivory:

Jean: What time is it?

Mozart: No idea, hold on

Mozart: [plays piano really loudly]

Napoleon: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE PIANO AT 2 IN THE MORNING?!!?

Mozart: It’s 2:00 AM

evil-quartett:

Comte: Where are Arthur and Dazai?

Vincent: They went out.

Comte: They’re grounded.

Vincent: Are they not supposed to be let out when they’re grounded?

bluesparklingmoon:

Comte: I’m charging rent.

The Residents:

Comte: Just joking. Internally:But by the 21st century, you would have made yourselves some sort of income right? It’s not like you would live off me forever, right?

jet-ivory:

Theodorus: You make me so angry, you know

Shakespeare: I haven’t even said anything yet

Theodorus: And here here I am. Seething with rage.

Mozart:Jean, turn left

Mozart: Your other left

Mozart: Jean that is up

ikevamp-twitter:

jet-ivory:

Napoleon: I like to play this game called Nap Roulette. It’s when you go to sleep without setting an alarm.

Napoleon: Will it be 20 minutes or 5 hours?

Napoleon: No one knows. It’s risky and I like it

ikemen-roses:

Charles:Docteur! Docteur!

Charles, smiling gleefully: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Faust: [in the middle of reading]

Faust, not looking up from his book: Myxine Circifrons.

Charles:

Faust:

Charles:…fsh

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