#incorrect marauder quotes

incorrectmarauderquotes:

Sirius: I like your pants.

Remus: Thanks. They were 50% off.

Sirius: I’d like them 100% off.

Remus: The store can’t just give clothes away.

Sirius: That not what I-

Remus: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Padfoot.

incorrectmarauderquotes:

Remus: You’d do that for me?

Sirius: I’d do a lot of things to you.

Remus: For… for me.

Sirius: Yeah, that too, mhm.