#source the it crowd
Sirius: I like your pants.
Remus: Thanks. They were 50% off.
Sirius: I’d like them 100% off.
Remus: The store can’t just give clothes away.
Sirius: That not what I-
Remus: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Padfoot.
Berelain: I like your pants
Perrin: Thanks. They were 50% off.
Berelain: I’d like them 100% off.
Perrin: The store can’t just give clothes away.
Berelain: That not what I-
Perrin: That’s a terrible way to run a business. You should know that.
Buffy: See what we can do when we work together? With my swordfighting..
Willow: And my scientific know how..
Xander: And I’m also here.
Buffy: We can do anything!
Jim: I never know what to say at a funeral.
Sherlock: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss” and move on.
*later; at the funeral*
Jim: I’m sorry for your loss. Move on
Jim: I failed my fire safety course today.
Sherlock: What happened?
Jim: Well, one of the questions was, “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
Sherlock:And?
Jim: Apparently, “fucking large ones” wasn’t the right answer.
Sherlock: Ah, Jim. I’ve been expecting you.
Jim: You asked me to come here.
Sherlock: That’s why I’ve been expecting you.
Source: The IT Crowd
