#incorrect newsies quotes

Jack: Did you know that men who kiss their partners in the morning live five years longer then those who don’t?

Davey: Did you know that men who wake up their husbands at 3 in the morning for no reason die a lot sooner then those who don’t?

Crutchie: I like my men like I like my coffee; tall, dark, brooding, passionate, smart, royal-

Jack: That sounds absolutely nothing like coffee.

Crutchie: I got sidetracked.

Race: Should we get our fortunes read?

Spot: I’ll pass. Knowing the present is bad enough.

Race: Are you still mad?

Spot: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Jack to actually work?