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Jack: I have cat-like reflexes.

Dean: Prove it.

Jack, pointing to a cat:

Jack: See that? I like that cat.

Dean:

Jack::D

Mortals, inside Demeter’s temple: Thank you for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didn’t have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

Belizabeth:I am your Pontifex and you will refer to me as such!

All the PCs: Okay, such.

Liam:What’s your biggest fear?

Primsy:I’m incredibly arachnophobic.

Liam, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

Kristen: Adaine, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep loss?

Adaine: I think-

Riz: 72 hours without sleep.

Adaine: How do you-

Riz: There’s a clown behind you.

Jet:Theobald?

Theo:Yes, Jet?

Jet: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Theo:

Theo:Where’s Ruby

Yuu: I did a bad thing.

Sayaka: Does it affect me?

Yuu: No, but …

Sayaka: Then suffer in silence.

Touko: At least i will die doing what I love.

Yuu: And that is?

Touko: Dying.

Yuu: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Sayaka: How tall are you?

Yuu: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Sayaka: That’s not a lot.

Yuu: I could strangle you.

Sayaka: You cannot reach high enough.

Yuu: You’ve sunken so low I can.

Sayaka, throwing Haru a map: This is where we’re going!

Haru: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn’t it?

Sayaka:

Sayaka: Other side, my love.

Sayaka: Why didn’t I get full points for annotations?

Riko: You just wrote “savage” every time Lady Macbeth spoke.

Touko: I loathe physical contact. I never let anybody touch me unless it’s absolutely necessary.

Sayaka: You’re literally sitting in Koito-san’s lap right now.

Touko: … and it is absolutely necessary.

Touko: I bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed.

Yuu: No matter how many times you compliment me, I’m notmaking your bed.

Touko:

Sayaka: I thought you’d just be a meek underclassman, Koito-san … but you’re actually quite impolite.

Sayaka: Well…

Sayaka: At the very least, I like girls who are straight with me.

Yuu: No, Saeki-senpai, you definitely don’t.

Touko, having just met the love of her life in a random book shop: D-Do you have any books on turtles?

Yuu, bored: Hardback?

Touko, dreamily: Yeah, with little heads.

Niko: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Niko.

Aleksi: But you’re Niko.

Niko: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

Joonas: Why do we fight over stupid shit?

Joel: Because I say stupid shit.

Joonas: If you’re not just a little bit gay for your friends, what kind of friend are you?