#incorrect newsies quotes
(Newsies)
Jack: I hate businessmen. A whole army of gray-suited Brads and Chads trying to suck my soul and redeem it for frequent flier miles.
Spot: He wants to talk about his feelings … I’m not good at that
[Flashback]
Race: I’m just feeling so hurt and shocked, and I don’t know how to react, and… are you climbing out of the window?
Spot [climbing out the window] : …..no
Davey: I’m not looking for trouble.
Spot: What a horrible way to live.
Jack: So, I’ve been thinking-
Katherine: A dangerous pastime
Jack: I know
Race: Spot freaked out ‘cause I told him I never drink water, so now he’s making me drink eight glasses a day. It’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-
Davey: That’s grease, Race.
Race: Well, it’s wet, isn’t it?
Jack: Do you ever see something that changes your life?
Davey: I saw you
Jack: *blushes* Honestly that’s so sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of a cute dog dressed up as a bunny.
Spot: is there no way we can get rid of Jack
Race: Not without a cause
Spot: I have a cause
Spot: It is be-cause I hate him
Davey: Is Spot allergic to anything?
Race: Pollen
Race: And the full spectrum of human emotion
Davey: I relate to Belle because she loves books and is kind to people
Jack: I relate to tinker bell because she needs attention else she dies
Jack: I really love the whole ‘good cop bad cop’ thing you two have going on
Davey: It’s not really a thing, it’s more like I’m nice and Spot… isn’t.
Davey: Please, for me?
Jack: Don’t do that
Davey: Do what?
Jack: You think whenever you say: “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want, well not this time.
Davey: Please, for me?
Jack: Ok fine
“Sex is cool but have you ever heard of death”
~Davey, probably
Jack: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Davey: …what?
Jack: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things
Davey: ITS PRONOUNCED QUICHE YOU MORON
Race: Tomorrow is garbage day
Spot: I can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you
Jack: Why do you think everyone hates you?
Davey: *Jazz hands* Anxiety
Jack: A guy should mess up your lipstick not your mascara
Katherine: Mess up my lipstick and people will watch your body get scooped out of a river on the news.
Jack: Shit!
Davey: Language
*Later that day*
Jack: Is no one gonna comment on how Davey just said ‘language’
Davey: I know. It just slipped out…
Crutchie: Once you hit rock bottom, there’s nowhere to go but up!
Jack: You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickax and I’m ready to dig
Race: Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet?
Race: It could be coming out of anything, what wasted potential!
Race: Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys.
Davey: Jack, if we get out of this alive, I will kill you!
Jack: So what’s my incentive to live then?
Jack: Did you know that men who kiss their partners in the morning live five years longer then those who don’t?
Davey: Did you know that men who wake up their husbands at 3 in the morning for no reason die a lot sooner then those who don’t?
