omori:stab wound? you mean extra pocket

basil, having a mental breakdown: why is it called a “restroom” i am fighting for my life in here

kel:having a big head saved my life

kel:when I was 14 i wanted to buy a fedora but none of them fit me

aubrey:a kid called me sussy then ran into oncoming traffic

kel:did they get hit?

aubrey:i made sure of it

sunny:can you tuck me in

hero:you handed me a shovel ??

sunny, laying face down on the grass: yeah just spread the dirt as evenly as you can thanks

sunny, pointing at omori: that’s the wee lad responsible for my mental illness

kel:aw man this chocolate bar costs five dollars i only have two on me :(

aubrey:oh there’s actually a way to get a discount! 

kel:really?

aubrey:yeah watch this *takes the chocolate bar and leaves the store*

hero, trying to teach sunny how to cook: now a lot of people cry while cutting onions

hero:the trick is to not form an emotional bond

kel:do you have games on your computer

sunny, about to trounce kel with his four years of blackjack experience and trying to hide it: yeah

kel:hey guys im making pancakes and am gonna take a nap right now remind me to flip them in five minutes

hero:kel it’s been five minutes flip your pancakes

kel:snnnnnzhhznnzh nnnnzhhhhh

hero:

kel your pancakes

kel:based on statistical evidence, i am immortal

aubrey: what statistical evidence

kel:i have not died yet

kel:i wish i was hotter :/

aubrey:you can start by setting yourself on fire

(in the hospital)

kel:sunny, how tall are you?

sunny, half asleep: yoghurt

hero:ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. im fine. im happy and i will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life

kel:why are you crying

hero:im FINE

sweetheart:rawr rawr lol xd russia’s greatest love machine

kel, putting a regular carrot inside a bag of baby carrots: they need adult supervision

hero:you asked if i could help you study?

sunny:yeah

hero:well, what classes do you struggle with?

sunny:the bourgeoisie 

aubrey:you guys have any fun drinking games

hero:take a shot of water

aubrey: … if?

hero:take one

kel:MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STEPPED ON A PRESSURE PLATE AND GOT KILLED BY A SPIKE DOOR LOOOOL

kel:in. skyrim

aubrey:*about to fight kel and sunny*

kel:stand back, i got this *ahem*

kel:*starts beatboxing*

aubrey:*clocks him upside the head*

kel:is it gorillaz or The Gorillaz

sunny: gorilla when there’s one gorillas when there’s a lot

kel (doing finger guns): hey girl are you an obelisk because i’m trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination 

kel:why is it spelled camouflage and not

aubrey:not what

kel:not

aubrey:you’re not saying anything