omori:stab wound? you mean extra pocket

basil, having a mental breakdown: why is it called a “restroom” i am fighting for my life in here

kel:having a big head saved my life

kel:when I was 14 i wanted to buy a fedora but none of them fit me

aubrey:a kid called me sussy then ran into oncoming traffic

kel:did they get hit?

aubrey:i made sure of it

sunny:can you tuck me in

hero:you handed me a shovel ??

sunny, laying face down on the grass: yeah just spread the dirt as evenly as you can thanks

sunny, pointing at omori: that’s the wee lad responsible for my mental illness

kel:aw man this chocolate bar costs five dollars i only have two on me :(

aubrey:oh there’s actually a way to get a discount! 

kel:really?

aubrey:yeah watch this *takes the chocolate bar and leaves the store*

hero, trying to teach sunny how to cook: now a lot of people cry while cutting onions

hero:the trick is to not form an emotional bond

kel:do you have games on your computer

sunny, about to trounce kel with his four years of blackjack experience and trying to hide it: yeah

kel:hey guys im making pancakes and am gonna take a nap right now remind me to flip them in five minutes

hero:kel it’s been five minutes flip your pancakes

kel:snnnnnzhhznnzh nnnnzhhhhh

hero:

kel your pancakes

kel:based on statistical evidence, i am immortal

aubrey: what statistical evidence

kel:i have not died yet

kel:i wish i was hotter :/

aubrey:you can start by setting yourself on fire

(in the hospital)

kel:sunny, how tall are you?

sunny, half asleep: yoghurt

hero:ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. im fine. im happy and i will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life

kel:why are you crying

hero:im FINE

sweetheart:rawr rawr lol xd russia’s greatest love machine

kel, putting a regular carrot inside a bag of baby carrots: they need adult supervision

hero:you asked if i could help you study?

sunny:yeah

hero:well, what classes do you struggle with?

sunny:the bourgeoisie 

aubrey:you guys have any fun drinking games

hero:take a shot of water

aubrey: … if?

hero:take one

kel:MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STEPPED ON A PRESSURE PLATE AND GOT KILLED BY A SPIKE DOOR LOOOOL

kel:in. skyrim

aubrey:*about to fight kel and sunny*

kel:stand back, i got this *ahem*

kel:*starts beatboxing*

aubrey:*clocks him upside the head*

kel:is it gorillaz or The Gorillaz

sunny: gorilla when there’s one gorillas when there’s a lot

mari:i asked sunny to put on one of those “bird videos for cats” for mewo but he’s just been watching them with her for the past thirty minutes

kel (doing finger guns): hey girl are you an obelisk because i’m trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination 

kel:why is it spelled camouflage and not

aubrey:not what

kel:not

aubrey:you’re not saying anything

Kel being Kel

WARNING:

Super sped up frames might cause migraines and epilepsy or something idk

Sunny would definitely use this