omori:stab wound? you mean extra pocket

basil, having a mental breakdown: why is it called a “restroom” i am fighting for my life in here

kel:having a big head saved my life

kel:when I was 14 i wanted to buy a fedora but none of them fit me

aubrey:a kid called me sussy then ran into oncoming traffic

kel:did they get hit?

aubrey:i made sure of it

sunny:can you tuck me in

hero:you handed me a shovel ??

sunny, laying face down on the grass: yeah just spread the dirt as evenly as you can thanks

sunny, pointing at omori: that’s the wee lad responsible for my mental illness

kel:aw man this chocolate bar costs five dollars i only have two on me :(

aubrey:oh there’s actually a way to get a discount! 

kel:really?

aubrey:yeah watch this *takes the chocolate bar and leaves the store*

hero, trying to teach sunny how to cook: now a lot of people cry while cutting onions

hero:the trick is to not form an emotional bond

kel:do you have games on your computer

sunny, about to trounce kel with his four years of blackjack experience and trying to hide it: yeah

kel:hey guys im making pancakes and am gonna take a nap right now remind me to flip them in five minutes

hero:kel it’s been five minutes flip your pancakes

kel:snnnnnzhhznnzh nnnnzhhhhh

hero:

kel your pancakes

kel:based on statistical evidence, i am immortal

aubrey: what statistical evidence

kel:i have not died yet

kel:i wish i was hotter :/

aubrey:you can start by setting yourself on fire

(in the hospital)

kel:sunny, how tall are you?

sunny, half asleep: yoghurt

hero:ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. im fine. im happy and i will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life

kel:why are you crying

hero:im FINE

SUNNY had enough.

i had to draw this

he’s beyond saving

Waiting for something to happen?

Made a little omori meme on instagram if you guys wanna check it out, warning for volume because there’s really loud violin!! Also spoiler warning!!

Here’s the link! (And below theres a rough draft):

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXCcaHvgFdr/?utm_medium=share_sheet

“no? then do you got games on yo phone?”