#incorrect persona
Sumi: Is it alright for monks to use e-mail?
Akechi: I don’t… what is this in reference to?
Yusuke: I think it’s fine. As long as there are no attachments.
Akechi:
Akechi: Did you just-
Makoto: Ryuji, please slap Ren-kun for me.
Ryuji: ‘kay. *rolls*
Ryuji: … that’s a nat20.
Akechi: Ren, you are now bloodied.
Ren: Hey, what the fuck.
Ryuji: *fails a stealth check*
Ryuji: The clap of my ass cheeks has alerted the guards.
Ryuji: I want to rage before breaking down the door. Does the door count as a hostile creature?
Akechi: … do you think the door counts as a creature?
Ryuji: If I don’t attack a creature, I lose my rage. Does it count?
Akechi: Give me an intelligence check. If you roll less than five, then you’re dumb enough to think that will work.
Futaba: Hey, if he’s dumb enough to think that, then it probably will. Rage is all in his head, so if he considers it an enemy…
Ryuji: *rolls a 2*
Akechi: Very well. Go ahead and rage.
Futaba: If you use magic mouth to insult someone, isn’t that kinda like Vicious Mockery?
Akechi, eating chips: Make the insult harsh enough, and I’ll allow it.
Futaba: You know… I distinctly remember somebody saying that we weren’t gonna make it back there.
Akechi: … I’m sorry. I overreacted. In the moment it truly seemed as though we would not survive.
Ryuji:That’s fine. Maybe next time you could wait and see?
Akechi: And miss the last chance I’ll ever have to be right?
Ryuji:
Ren, grinning: Welcome to my life.
Makoto: You need to study for entrance exams.
Ryuji: … huh.
Ryuji: RenRen in the window, spanking a blindfolded teacher.
Makoto: Seriously Ryuji? If you’re trying to avoid the subject, you should come up with a more believable-
Ryuji: *points*
Makoto:
Makoto: Huh.
Akechi: Your job is to piss off an entire group of people. How do you approach this?
Ren: Show up, usually.
Ren: Not our problem.
Ryuji: I mean, it might be. In a minute.
Ren: Not our problem right now.
Makoto: Inadvertently just signed off a work e-mail, “Should you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to ask.”
Makoto: I’m sticking with it.
Haru: I’d like to stab him as politely as possible.
Ryuji: Makes sense.
Ren: When in doubt, pinky out.
Haru: *rolls max damage + crit*
incorrectpersona-cianthemighty:
Makoto: We need to find a way to get the key from them. How good are any of you at pickpocketing?
Ryuji: *pulls out a wallet* Does this answer your question?
Makoto:
Makoto: … who’s wallet is that?
Ryuji: Mine. But I pulled it out so smooth. I hardly felt it!
incorrectpersona-cianthemighty:
Ryuji: What do I do if a snake bites me.
Makoto: Elevate and apply pressure.
Ryuji: *lifting the snake* You’d better fuckin’ apologize.
