#source yourplayersaidwhat

Quizmaster: Answer me my riddles three, and you may pass.

Airheaded: Do we have to answer them correctly?

Makoto: Ryuji, please slap Ren-kun for me.

Ryuji: ‘kay. *rolls*

Ryuji: … that’s a nat20.

Akechi: Ren, you are now bloodied.

Ren: Hey, what the fuck.

Ryuji: *fails a stealth check*

Ryuji: The clap of my ass cheeks has alerted the guards.

Ryuji: I want to rage before breaking down the door. Does the door count as a hostile creature?

Akechi: … do you think the door counts as a creature?

Ryuji: If I don’t attack a creature, I lose my rage. Does it count?

Akechi: Give me an intelligence check. If you roll less than five, then you’re dumb enough to think that will work.

Futaba: Hey, if he’s dumb enough to think that, then it probably will. Rage is all in his head, so if he considers it an enemy…

Ryuji: *rolls a 2*

Akechi: Very well. Go ahead and rage.

Ren: Not our problem.

Ryuji: I mean, it might be. In a minute.

Ren: Not our problem right now.

Haru: I’d like to stab him as politely as possible.

Ryuji: Makes sense.

Ren: When in doubt, pinky out.

Haru: *rolls max damage + crit*