#incorrect queen quotes
*Roger is cooking*
Freddie: Any chance that’s for me?
Roger: It’s for Brian. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
John: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
80s ⭐️⭐️
[The group is separated, trying to survive one night in the woods without each other]
Freddie: Roger is probably running around screaming ‘What’s Up’ at plants.
Roger : OH, WHAT YOU WANT? WOODS!
Freddie: Brian at this point has to have stripped down and tried to become nature.
Brian, down to their shorts: Time to play a game of ‘Can I eat you?’. [looks at plant] Can I eat you?
Freddie: And god, I just hope Johns not dead.
John, in a tent: Yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.
someone: September is comin-
me:
Roger: where r u?
Brian: I’m coming home from the store.
Roger: but we were there together..
Brian: wait what
Brian: FUCK FUCK FUCK I’LL BE RIGHT BACK
I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS SINCE NOVEMBER anyway enjoy
Brian: I concede I was wrong about the thing.
Roger:Good
Brian:However-
Roger: No, no however. Just be wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.
