jude: oh cmon, shut the fuck up

cardan: make me.

jude:…

jude: okay then *punches him*

cardan:…

cardan: wasn’t expecting that

Felix: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Adrien do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Felix: *with little to no relationship experience* “Thanks, cutiepie.”

Marinette: "Ugh.“

A: "Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than cutiepie. You’re my angel…. dust. Sorry, that’s a drug.”

Felix: I made tea.

Marinette: I don’t want tea.

Felix: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.

Marinette: Then why are you telling me?

Felix: It’s a conversation starter.

Marinette: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Felix: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate

whydontwecry:

“Daniel you’re a beautiful person, Zach you’re a beautiful person too, fuck you Jonah”

- drunk Jack

Brian: I concede I was wrong about the thing.

Roger:Good

Brian:However-

Roger: No, no however. Just be wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

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justin : sebastian ??

sebastian : my ex girlfriend use to call me sebastian

justin : that’s because it’s your fucking name ??