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Leon, laying a map down: We need a plan to beat them.
Mathias: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Leon:
Mathias: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Juste: No, I don’t want to talk about physics! I don’t know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Mathias: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Juste: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit !!!
Mathias: You take that back!!!
Juste: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

Walter, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Mathias: Death’s in the kitchen.

Mathias: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Walter: Well, that would suck because you can’t microwave metal.
Joachim: Good morning to everyone except these two.

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