#incorrect quote
Lucas: I had a crush on someone once and I didn’t know how to handle it, so I filled their car with heart confetti.
Yann:Wow.
Eliott: That’s so funny! Once I went to my car and I found it filled with heart-shaped confetti.
Lucas: How fun! I have to go water my dog now.
Eliott: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I’ll wait.
Lucas: You and I.
Eliott, tearing up:Alright.
Basile: So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Lucas: I’m a knife.
Eliott: He’s a little spoon.
Eliott: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful, by the water, unburdened? Ideal.
Lucas: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
Lucas: *sighs dramatically*
Eliott: What’s wrong?
Lucas: You haven’t looked at me for ten minutes.
Eliott: Babe, we’re watching a movie.
Lucas: Did I ask for an excuse?
Jacob: So what exactly is Will to you?
Nerron:The reason I wake up every morning.
Jacob:That’s… surprisingly nice.
[earlier that day]
Will, bursting into Nerron’s room: NERRON YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS—
Will: Keep an eye on Jacob today, he’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Nerron: Sure! i’d love to see Jacob get punched!
Will: Try again.
Nerron, sighing: I will stop Jacob from getting punched.
Hentzau: Are you ready to commit?
Nerron: Like, a crime or to a relationship?
Nerron: I never understood why people get best friends until I got a best friend myself. This is Will and if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Nerron: My momma always told me I could become whatever I wanted. So I became a problem.
Will: Come on, Jacob, no one thinks Nerron is my boyfriend.
Jacob, turning to the rest of the group: Put your hands up if you think Will and Nerron are boyfriends.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Will: What the f- SIXTEEN, PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN.
Fox: *walks into the kitchen where there’s spaghetti on the stove, counter, walls, and ceiling*
Fox:why
Jacob: Sorry about this you know how it is with spaghetti
Fox: No, I don’t.
Nerron, to Jacob: Let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’ll go first: I hateyou.
Question: What did you do at your wedding that made a family member upset?
Nerron: My brother-in-law really didn’t like the part where I married my husband.
incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes:
Crono: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?
Magus, holding a bottle: It’s not water.
Crono: Vodka! I like your style-
Magus: it’s vinegar.
Crono:…wha-
Magus: it’s vinegar, pussy-
incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes:
Crono, upon having just arrived at the Black Omen with the gang: So, what are our chances of succeeding?
Robo: Not high.
Magus, storming into the Black Omen: Do your thing, Dark Matter! SHAZAMMITYLAM!!
Lucca: Magus seems to be in high spirits, though!
Glenn: Or he’s finally lost it.
Marle, watching Magus tear the enemies limb from limb: He’s lost it.
Azriel: I’m very upset and there’s nothing that will make me feel better.
Cassian:
Azriel: No.
Cassian:
Azriel: Don’t.
Cassian: *brings Gwyn into the room*
Azriel, fighting back a smile: Fuck.
“Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.”
Kili: When we met yesterday, you stole something from me.
You: I’m sorry, I’ll give you your wallet back.
Kili:
You:
Kili: I was going to say you stole my heart-
